J Crawford
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We're actually having trouble securing a spot in Chicago, our hometown :(
(This is mostly because it's such short notice, btw.)
Let us know if you're interested in screening Bad Pedophile and you have a big space in town: jeffreyepstein@theonion.com
(This is mostly because it's such short notice, btw.)
Let us know if you're interested in screening Bad Pedophile and you have a big space in town: jeffreyepstein@theonion.com
Do you want to screen Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile in your town or city, unlike a cowardly major movie chain?
Email us at jeffreyepstein@theonion.com.
We'll allow you to screen it for free.
Yes, again, this is real.
Email us at jeffreyepstein@theonion.com.
We'll allow you to screen it for free.
Yes, again, this is real.
A very big Onion announcement:
The Onion has spent the last two months working on a masterpiece.
It's a documentary titled Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile.
It's so good, in fact, we were set to release it in theatres nationwide on October 2nd.
Then two weeks ago, Charlie Kirk was shot.
The Onion has spent the last two months working on a masterpiece.
It's a documentary titled Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile.
It's so good, in fact, we were set to release it in theatres nationwide on October 2nd.
Then two weeks ago, Charlie Kirk was shot.
September 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
We're actually having trouble securing a spot in Chicago, our hometown :(
(This is mostly because it's such short notice, btw.)
Let us know if you're interested in screening Bad Pedophile and you have a big space in town: jeffreyepstein@theonion.com
(This is mostly because it's such short notice, btw.)
Let us know if you're interested in screening Bad Pedophile and you have a big space in town: jeffreyepstein@theonion.com
We all need to cancel our Disney+/HULU subscriptions. I love Alien Earth and loads of other shows too. But it’s the least we can do. Our collective action is the best and maybe only weapon we have to fight back. Don’t be complicit as our country’s freedoms are being dismantled. Thanks!
September 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
We all need to cancel our Disney+/HULU subscriptions. I love Alien Earth and loads of other shows too. But it’s the least we can do. Our collective action is the best and maybe only weapon we have to fight back. Don’t be complicit as our country’s freedoms are being dismantled. Thanks!
Forgetting the moral bankruptcy of it all, do they magically believe our economy can survive a mass deportation of American immigrants?
September 8, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Forgetting the moral bankruptcy of it all, do they magically believe our economy can survive a mass deportation of American immigrants?
New technologies always leading to more prosperity was true when human beings still played a role in the productivity it enabled. With AI, that’s no longer the case.
August 21, 2025 at 5:11 PM
New technologies always leading to more prosperity was true when human beings still played a role in the productivity it enabled. With AI, that’s no longer the case.
Does anyone else think the purpose behind ruining our economy is to create conditions desperate enough to super-charge recruitment into our nazi ICE force?
August 16, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Does anyone else think the purpose behind ruining our economy is to create conditions desperate enough to super-charge recruitment into our nazi ICE force?
Hey Tesla drivers, like it or not, whenever you drive like assholes, you’re going to be perceived as Nazi assholes.
July 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Hey Tesla drivers, like it or not, whenever you drive like assholes, you’re going to be perceived as Nazi assholes.
The “when I was a kid…” stories sure are gonna hit different for kids growing up in fascist America.
March 30, 2025 at 5:17 AM
The “when I was a kid…” stories sure are gonna hit different for kids growing up in fascist America.
America, a place where everyone get to live in their own realities. Also referred to as an insane asylum.
March 6, 2025 at 5:53 PM
America, a place where everyone get to live in their own realities. Also referred to as an insane asylum.