Jared Counts
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Jared Counts
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A dramatic, sweeping epic of a young man going from rags to slightly more stylish rags. (Views are my own & you can't have them...wait)
We have a cat that sploots, but also toolps (same position but on his back)
January 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Reskeet with a banger picture of your cat(s) #cats
September 20, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #611,074!

It’s nice to be included
September 18, 2024 at 2:48 AM
Because of Lisa Frank, “Neon Moon” by Brooks & Dunn is stuck in my head.

We bought some Lisa Frank unicorn sugar cookies with a unicorn name generator on the back. My dad’s unicorn name turned out to be Neon Moon. My wife mentioned the song, the rest is history
March 16, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Does anyone know what the hell Instagram’s iOS app is up to? I was wondering why my battery was getting low, checked the Battery section in Settings.

It was onscreen for a minute, and it was 80% of my phone’s energy usage for the hour. I know Meta is a leech but dang
February 20, 2024 at 4:24 AM
I was I could relax nearly as thoroughly as this asshole can
January 28, 2024 at 6:40 PM
AKAB (All Kringles Are Bastards)
December 2, 2023 at 9:26 PM
Marika’s tits, you must be ‘ungry
September 23, 2023 at 7:13 PM