Need a brief distraction from the world today? Time for a good stupid joke thread.

Please feel free to jump on board. The stupider the better.

I went to the store last night and had to buy bread and milk. I woke up to snow flurries. Did I make it snow?

Today I learned that the phrase “pipe dream” has nothing to do with plumbing pipes.

I’m not sure how my feed became filled with birds and mushrooms but I’m not sad about it.

No problems, just flowers.

#SpringIsComing #imbolc

Read.
Read books.
Reading books is resistance.

Buy.
Buy books.
Buying books is resistance.

Share.
Share books.
Sharing books is resistance.

Celebrate
Celebrate books.
Celebrating books is resistance.

I regret being an Auburn fan from 1999 to 2008.

I know this sounds weak, I know it.

But kindness is one of the few things we carry that can make a difference for each other.

We can’t undo all this hate, but we can still make life a little easier for others.

Do you ever have a word or phrase that continues to pop up in random conversations about different things? This month the phrase is “fever dream.”