BuT He SaId He WuZ GoInG To BrInG ThE PrIcE Of BaCoN DoWn!

Forever moving the goalposts

To save us from all the missiles coming our way currently, or…… is this a preemptive to something else? Hope this helps with groceries.

The only thing hijacked was our fucking country. Also, these “strongmen” sure clutch their pearls a lot. Forever victims

Be a damn shame if those texts get exposed.

But it’s not all caps. Just first letter. Maddening.

I got one too! Thought the exact same thing.

Sucks to suck. But also, why the fuck do these people Capitalize Every Word? Is that the 6th grade reading average thing? Is it code or an identifier? T bag does it all the time too.

Bout to get that bird flu too