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James is here too
@jcjmorris.bsky.social
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Optimistic, submissive, sertraline-powered, linguiststicky, penis-adjacent situation. Never knowingly hinged
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I have just been flayed alive by episode 4 of a kid's TV show. What even is City of Ghosts?
The poster for Netflix series City of Ghosts, showing a bird with some red string standing on top of a kid's tape recorder. All items feature in episode 4 of the show, which has just destroyed me emotionally
November 9, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Ceci n'est pas un gif
November 3, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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I have wrongfully detained the cats this morning, and this is their gentle reminder of the principles laid down in UK law.

"Yeah, habeas corpus, m[elon]f[arm]er"
A hand with an inch-long gash down the side, delivered by an angry cat's righteous hind leg as I wrestled said cat into the carrier to go to the vets
October 29, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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Hwa hwa hwa hwaaa

Source: b3ta.com/board/11353550
October 22, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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I made a meme a while back which seems relevant
October 4, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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The first page of a comic that my daughter drew. @neillcameron.bsky.social @jamiesmart.bsky.social
Comic page hand drawn by a 7 year old. Three panels going down the page. First panel: the end of a robot arm (possibly a laser) and the sound effect 'click'. Second pattern a robot arm with a grabber hand and the sound effect 'click'. Third panel: an angry robot face, green features on black screen, and the sound effect 'click'
September 23, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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My wife sent me this earlier this week because we both have a bit of a thing for Ms Christie. Not Botticelli per se, but tangentially relevant?
Gwendoline Christie looking like a god-damned apotheosis of tailored chic at the Emmys. Long white suit, long white woman. Heart eyes heart eyes heart eyes
September 20, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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Just gonna pop this here...
A forbidden sign (red circle with a line through it) containing the iconic litter sign (pointy stick man dropping some litter into a bin) and the bin has the word ESOL on it (English for Speakers of Other Languages). The image bemoans the historical and continuing tradition in Further Education Colleges to dump non-native speakers onto ESOL courses instead of properly supporting their language needs on one's own vocational course.
September 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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New crap joke just dropped
An image of several shelves full of toy animals from famous manufacturer Schleich. Three speech bubbles have been added, repeating the phrase "watch us wreck the mike", in reference to pop music lyrics from the 1990s (PJ and Duncan). The company name appears at the bottom of the frame to complete a terrible pun on the original lyric, "psyche"
September 1, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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August 22, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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"it's an older meme, sir, but it checks out"
August 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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SADLY DISEASED @ewacat.bsky.social
Screen grab from a local Facebook group showing a post about a white cat which is described as 'sadly diseased' rather than 'sadly deceased'
August 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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I think this graph is better
A graph showing specific baby name data from 1880 to 2020, which shows a sharp rise in the last 40 years of babies named Miles that are born in the US. The y axis is scaled to hours rather than years, so the interpretation of the data can be expressed in an amusing way. It can be said that the US birth date around 2020 had accelerated to nearly 0.5 Miles per hour
August 15, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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August 7, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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August 7, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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I made a Lego robot
A totally awesome mech robot made out of a load of random Lego pieces I had lying around. Two legs, big sloping body, one arm has a little hand and the other is a big four-barrelled cannon thing The same robot as before, two legged nanoscale mech robot made out of Lego, with a close up of the large four-barrelled cannon, kind a perspective foreshortened effect going on. It looks pretty cool and dynamic
July 28, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Pew pew pew!
July 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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July 9, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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June 7, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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For your consideration: Pippin, aka Chonky Pip
May 26, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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I was referring to one of these
May 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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I came here to say "off you fuck, Skippy", but you beat me to it
May 3, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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This post has
April 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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May I interest you in this?
February 20, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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I am mildly entertaining most of the time, but on rare occasions I am truly hilarious
A picture of a hot water bottle on a supermarket shelf with the caption 'You won't believe this hot water bottle I saw today!'. The brand of hot water bottle is 'Cassandra'
February 5, 2025 at 6:25 AM