Jochem
@jchmoe.bsky.social
30, pan/ace 🖤🩶🤍💜
Sr. Network Programmer @ Nixxes
Prev @ Guerrilla, Horizon 🏹, TBA
Based in The Netherlands
Sr. Network Programmer @ Nixxes
Prev @ Guerrilla, Horizon 🏹, TBA
Based in The Netherlands
Pumpkins we carved this weekend! 🎃
November 2, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Pumpkins we carved this weekend! 🎃
I was contemplating moving my day schedule aside and watching a movie first but I guess I'm saved 🥲
October 27, 2025 at 8:11 AM
I was contemplating moving my day schedule aside and watching a movie first but I guess I'm saved 🥲
It ended up being quite tasty regardless!
October 12, 2025 at 6:32 PM
It ended up being quite tasty regardless!
Sorry, I'm failing my duty as kitten parent, meet Mercer and Casper 😁
October 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Sorry, I'm failing my duty as kitten parent, meet Mercer and Casper 😁
I honestly don't know what the end-game is, never made it past this stage where they ask me for my name and photo in return..
I once literally asked them what their end-game was and got this response:
I once literally asked them what their end-game was and got this response:
October 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I honestly don't know what the end-game is, never made it past this stage where they ask me for my name and photo in return..
I once literally asked them what their end-game was and got this response:
I once literally asked them what their end-game was and got this response:
Ah damn, sorry y'all, I'll be neutral about everything till next week 😐
September 15, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Ah damn, sorry y'all, I'll be neutral about everything till next week 😐
in true spirit of the meme
August 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
in true spirit of the meme
Came across this one the other day 😅
I like to think this person has a list of 300 waterfalls and spends a lot of time agonizing over the exact ranking. Yet! They only reviewed about half of them according to the review count.
I like to think this person has a list of 300 waterfalls and spends a lot of time agonizing over the exact ranking. Yet! They only reviewed about half of them according to the review count.
August 3, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Came across this one the other day 😅
I like to think this person has a list of 300 waterfalls and spends a lot of time agonizing over the exact ranking. Yet! They only reviewed about half of them according to the review count.
I like to think this person has a list of 300 waterfalls and spends a lot of time agonizing over the exact ranking. Yet! They only reviewed about half of them according to the review count.
lol, lmao even.
Forecasts: developers and ML experts forecast tasks would take significantly less time using LLM tools, *even after* personally participating in the study.
Actual results: it's actually significantly slower to achieve the same tasks.
source: arxiv.org/pdf/2507.09089
Forecasts: developers and ML experts forecast tasks would take significantly less time using LLM tools, *even after* personally participating in the study.
Actual results: it's actually significantly slower to achieve the same tasks.
source: arxiv.org/pdf/2507.09089
July 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
lol, lmao even.
Forecasts: developers and ML experts forecast tasks would take significantly less time using LLM tools, *even after* personally participating in the study.
Actual results: it's actually significantly slower to achieve the same tasks.
source: arxiv.org/pdf/2507.09089
Forecasts: developers and ML experts forecast tasks would take significantly less time using LLM tools, *even after* personally participating in the study.
Actual results: it's actually significantly slower to achieve the same tasks.
source: arxiv.org/pdf/2507.09089
Stuff like this is extremely easy to achieve 🙃
Most agents have a system prompt that primes their responses. A system prompt is nothing more than a piece of text that precedes user input and is hidden from the user.
So pretend whoever wrote the vibe coding agent, hid the first message from us:
Most agents have a system prompt that primes their responses. A system prompt is nothing more than a piece of text that precedes user input and is hidden from the user.
So pretend whoever wrote the vibe coding agent, hid the first message from us:
July 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Stuff like this is extremely easy to achieve 🙃
Most agents have a system prompt that primes their responses. A system prompt is nothing more than a piece of text that precedes user input and is hidden from the user.
So pretend whoever wrote the vibe coding agent, hid the first message from us:
Most agents have a system prompt that primes their responses. A system prompt is nothing more than a piece of text that precedes user input and is hidden from the user.
So pretend whoever wrote the vibe coding agent, hid the first message from us:
Had someone walk past me while walking our respective dogs, do a full 180, proceed to stare me right in the face, and finally ask me 'You... watch Jet Lag??'
Yes.. I wonder what gave it away? 😂
@adamchase.bsky.social
@thewheatgerm.bsky.social
@samfromwendover.bsky.social
Yes.. I wonder what gave it away? 😂
@adamchase.bsky.social
@thewheatgerm.bsky.social
@samfromwendover.bsky.social
July 15, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Had someone walk past me while walking our respective dogs, do a full 180, proceed to stare me right in the face, and finally ask me 'You... watch Jet Lag??'
Yes.. I wonder what gave it away? 😂
@adamchase.bsky.social
@thewheatgerm.bsky.social
@samfromwendover.bsky.social
Yes.. I wonder what gave it away? 😂
@adamchase.bsky.social
@thewheatgerm.bsky.social
@samfromwendover.bsky.social
Sailing trip is off to a good start 👀
(that's not our boat, I believe they safely got back on shore)
(that's not our boat, I believe they safely got back on shore)
June 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Sailing trip is off to a good start 👀
(that's not our boat, I believe they safely got back on shore)
(that's not our boat, I believe they safely got back on shore)
Looking for kitchen appliances, I think there's a decent game of "extraction hood or gaming monitor?" to be played..
June 17, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Looking for kitchen appliances, I think there's a decent game of "extraction hood or gaming monitor?" to be played..
@arjenlubach.bsky.social dit is echt ontzettend goed nieuws voor volgend seizoen 😂
June 17, 2025 at 9:09 AM
@arjenlubach.bsky.social dit is echt ontzettend goed nieuws voor volgend seizoen 😂
One of the truest gaming memes I've ever seen.
One of my favorite games that had me on the verge of rage and despair 8 hours in. Yet somehow came out on the other end loving the game, the soundtrack and the setting.
10/10 would recommend 🫶
One of my favorite games that had me on the verge of rage and despair 8 hours in. Yet somehow came out on the other end loving the game, the soundtrack and the setting.
10/10 would recommend 🫶
April 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
One of the truest gaming memes I've ever seen.
One of my favorite games that had me on the verge of rage and despair 8 hours in. Yet somehow came out on the other end loving the game, the soundtrack and the setting.
10/10 would recommend 🫶
One of my favorite games that had me on the verge of rage and despair 8 hours in. Yet somehow came out on the other end loving the game, the soundtrack and the setting.
10/10 would recommend 🫶
Doing more reno work and got a spectator 👀
March 28, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Doing more reno work and got a spectator 👀
Quite proud of how precise I made these cuts 😁
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March 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Quite proud of how precise I made these cuts 😁
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when you don't think this post is funny
March 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
when you don't think this post is funny