Progressive Redneck™️
@jch274s.bsky.social
Former journalist - Emmy Award winner - Lovable garbage (Don’t follow me if you’re easily offended)
Writing thank-you notes to everyone that I’ve had sex with just to let them know I appreciate everything they did
April 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Writing thank-you notes to everyone that I’ve had sex with just to let them know I appreciate everything they did
My 5-year-old niece said she kissed a boy today at school and I told her that’s how you get cooties; she screamed that she did t want cooties and now she’s crying so hard that she threw up 😂
March 12, 2025 at 8:47 PM
My 5-year-old niece said she kissed a boy today at school and I told her that’s how you get cooties; she screamed that she did t want cooties and now she’s crying so hard that she threw up 😂
Wish folks would just leave gays and trans people alone
January 30, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Wish folks would just leave gays and trans people alone
Sure, fuck it
1 like = 1 thing I love
1 like = 1 thing I love
Let's do this, I guess?
1 like = 1 thing I love
1 like = 1 thing I love
Stealing!
1 like = 1 thing I love
1 like = 1 thing I love
January 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Sure, fuck it
1 like = 1 thing I love
1 like = 1 thing I love
Shout-out to the pregnant woman at the convenience store who bought six packs of Marlboro Reds and four bottles of 5-Hour Energy 🫡 you a real one
January 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Shout-out to the pregnant woman at the convenience store who bought six packs of Marlboro Reds and four bottles of 5-Hour Energy 🫡 you a real one
“Why do you flinch when you sleep?”
My dreams:
My dreams:
January 19, 2025 at 2:06 AM
“Why do you flinch when you sleep?”
My dreams:
My dreams:
Me: “I need to stop buying stupid stuff.”
Also me: 3D-PRINTED HELLBOY REVOLVER
Also me: 3D-PRINTED HELLBOY REVOLVER
January 17, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Me: “I need to stop buying stupid stuff.”
Also me: 3D-PRINTED HELLBOY REVOLVER
Also me: 3D-PRINTED HELLBOY REVOLVER
I may or may not have in my possession a questionably-legal copy of “Shadow of the Vampire.”
#nosferatu
#nosferatu
December 28, 2024 at 2:21 AM
I may or may not have in my possession a questionably-legal copy of “Shadow of the Vampire.”
#nosferatu
#nosferatu
They sell pregnancy tests at Dollar Tree. Bet they’re accurate AF
December 22, 2024 at 11:56 PM
They sell pregnancy tests at Dollar Tree. Bet they’re accurate AF
Wondering why Santa Claus has a terrifying soyjak portal as a doorway
December 16, 2024 at 2:10 PM
Wondering why Santa Claus has a terrifying soyjak portal as a doorway
Whyyyyyy did he feel the need to say that
December 8, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Whyyyyyy did he feel the need to say that
Look at my poor, neglected, abused, malnourished dog and join him in pouting about my not giving him more popcorn
December 8, 2024 at 2:05 AM
Look at my poor, neglected, abused, malnourished dog and join him in pouting about my not giving him more popcorn
4 characters that describe you
December 6, 2024 at 5:37 PM
4 characters that describe you
I found a random crutch at Dollar General
December 4, 2024 at 11:12 PM
I found a random crutch at Dollar General
I made Glizzy McGuire and now I must ask for God’s forgiveness
November 30, 2024 at 10:55 PM
I made Glizzy McGuire and now I must ask for God’s forgiveness
We own 30-some-odd acres of woods near our house and today we went on a walk through said woods and found a bunch of cow skulls
November 17, 2024 at 2:21 AM
We own 30-some-odd acres of woods near our house and today we went on a walk through said woods and found a bunch of cow skulls
Gonna lick my index fingers and shove them into these battery terminals as hard as I can
November 15, 2024 at 3:11 PM
Gonna lick my index fingers and shove them into these battery terminals as hard as I can
If anyone needs an invite code to send to one of their friends, drop me a line
August 31, 2023 at 4:21 PM
If anyone needs an invite code to send to one of their friends, drop me a line
Just as Nolan intended
July 21, 2023 at 9:14 PM
Just as Nolan intended
Oppenheimer, Oppen-Oppenheimer you're an Oppenheimer
Oh, Oppenheimer, oh, you're an Oppenheimer, baby
You, you-you are, you, you-you are
Oppenheimer, Oppenheimer, Oppenheimer
(Oppenheimer)
Oh, Oppenheimer, oh, you're an Oppenheimer, baby
You, you-you are, you, you-you are
Oppenheimer, Oppenheimer, Oppenheimer
(Oppenheimer)
July 19, 2023 at 8:03 PM
Oppenheimer, Oppen-Oppenheimer you're an Oppenheimer
Oh, Oppenheimer, oh, you're an Oppenheimer, baby
You, you-you are, you, you-you are
Oppenheimer, Oppenheimer, Oppenheimer
(Oppenheimer)
Oh, Oppenheimer, oh, you're an Oppenheimer, baby
You, you-you are, you, you-you are
Oppenheimer, Oppenheimer, Oppenheimer
(Oppenheimer)
I feel that the phrase “tough titty” should return as a mainstay in modern vernacular
July 19, 2023 at 4:48 PM
I feel that the phrase “tough titty” should return as a mainstay in modern vernacular
LET’S GET THE FUCK PARTY STARTED
July 18, 2023 at 5:09 PM
LET’S GET THE FUCK PARTY STARTED