Jcauthor
@jcauthor.bsky.social
Writer of funny mysteries. Jersey guy, fluent in sarcasm, not a MAGA fan. Comedy nerd. You got a problem with that?
I’m pissed off that the YES Network hasn’t brought back Yankees Hot Stove.
November 15, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I’m pissed off that the YES Network hasn’t brought back Yankees Hot Stove.
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The White House is asking people not to share pictures of the East Wing because it’s even worse today.
October 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
The White House is asking people not to share pictures of the East Wing because it’s even worse today.
Pitchers and catchers report in 129 days.
October 9, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Pitchers and catchers report in 129 days.
The bad Yankees are back at the worst possible time.
October 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The bad Yankees are back at the worst possible time.
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As Trump tells generals to get ready to invade US cities... and his party shuts the govt rather than help Americans afford health care...
New Jersey can't allow the Trump party to take over state government.
NJ's election is NEXT MONTH. Make your plan to vote for @mikiesherrill.bsky.social
New Jersey can't allow the Trump party to take over state government.
NJ's election is NEXT MONTH. Make your plan to vote for @mikiesherrill.bsky.social
October 1, 2025 at 2:43 PM
As Trump tells generals to get ready to invade US cities... and his party shuts the govt rather than help Americans afford health care...
New Jersey can't allow the Trump party to take over state government.
NJ's election is NEXT MONTH. Make your plan to vote for @mikiesherrill.bsky.social
New Jersey can't allow the Trump party to take over state government.
NJ's election is NEXT MONTH. Make your plan to vote for @mikiesherrill.bsky.social
The Yankees, and it pains me to say this, are done.
August 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
The Yankees, and it pains me to say this, are done.
Devin Williams can never pitch in a high leverage situation for the Yankees again.
August 6, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Devin Williams can never pitch in a high leverage situation for the Yankees again.
How can something be “funny as hell?” Is there something funny about hell? Educate this atheist. (Just about this one point, please.)
August 4, 2025 at 7:59 PM
How can something be “funny as hell?” Is there something funny about hell? Educate this atheist. (Just about this one point, please.)
Watching the Yankees these days actually gives me stomach acid.
August 4, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Watching the Yankees these days actually gives me stomach acid.
Has Spencer Jones’s phone rung yet?
July 26, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Has Spencer Jones’s phone rung yet?
They used to say rooting for the Yankees was like rooting for US Steel. This year rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for the Titanic.
July 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
They used to say rooting for the Yankees was like rooting for US Steel. This year rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for the Titanic.
Every year I give up on the Yankees and then they start playing well again. So I’m officially giving up on the Yankees.
July 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Every year I give up on the Yankees and then they start playing well again. So I’m officially giving up on the Yankees.
Well, I see no reason to watch CBS ever again.
July 18, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Well, I see no reason to watch CBS ever again.
Comedy is the most subjective art form, and it’s not close.
July 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Comedy is the most subjective art form, and it’s not close.
Once Jazz needed to be moved to second base, DJ was superfluous. You could see it coming
July 10, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Once Jazz needed to be moved to second base, DJ was superfluous. You could see it coming
As good as the Yankees pitching was in April and May, that’s how bad it is now.
July 5, 2025 at 10:52 PM
As good as the Yankees pitching was in April and May, that’s how bad it is now.
We’re living in the crossover season between The West Wing and American Horror Story.
July 3, 2025 at 7:36 PM
We’re living in the crossover season between The West Wing and American Horror Story.
My online subscription to the Washington Post expires in a couple of months. I’ll miss the crossword.
July 2, 2025 at 5:25 PM
My online subscription to the Washington Post expires in a couple of months. I’ll miss the crossword.
The happiest of 99th birthdays to the funniest human alive, Mel Brooks! Only 1901 years to go, sir! Drink some of that cool mountain water!
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June 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
The happiest of 99th birthdays to the funniest human alive, Mel Brooks! Only 1901 years to go, sir! Drink some of that cool mountain water!
Whatever age you are, yes. Yours is the BEST generation. Feel better now? Can we stop competing?
June 27, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Whatever age you are, yes. Yours is the BEST generation. Feel better now? Can we stop competing?
When people younger than you start getting lifetime achievement awards, what does that say to you?
June 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
When people younger than you start getting lifetime achievement awards, what does that say to you?
EVERYONE’S options can’t have recently changed.
June 22, 2025 at 3:49 AM
EVERYONE’S options can’t have recently changed.
The Red Sox trade Devers and all I can think is, “You couldn’t have done that BEFORE the Yankee series?”
June 16, 2025 at 3:25 PM
The Red Sox trade Devers and all I can think is, “You couldn’t have done that BEFORE the Yankee series?”
The Yankees will go as far as Aaron Judge will take them, and for the past few days, he hasn’t been going anywhere. But he’s Aaron Judge. He’ll be back soon.
June 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
The Yankees will go as far as Aaron Judge will take them, and for the past few days, he hasn’t been going anywhere. But he’s Aaron Judge. He’ll be back soon.
Revised official estimate of the crowd at our small-town protest today. Sorry, we did NOT get 200 people for the rally in the rain. We got 1,000.
June 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Revised official estimate of the crowd at our small-town protest today. Sorry, we did NOT get 200 people for the rally in the rain. We got 1,000.