Sad really. But what will be sadder is seeing so many good Americans crying in the streets "but what could we have done?"

Land of the Free, Home of the Lazy as Fuck

...sponsored "march" with superduper clever signs and merch, 1000s & 1000s.

This says a few things.

-Americans still don't believe the worst will happen
-Americans only care when it fucks them sideways
-Americans have been so coddled for 250 years, they don't know how to stand up for themselves

...impact how many nazis are able to get to the parade & soil my streets of #DC.

It'll be:

-Peaceful
-Effective
-Out of reach from his "come down hard" on protests proclamation

The best part... we're hardly lifting a finger & exploiting the utter ignorance of #maga 7/7

...#maga sludge who all want to be first to suckle the nub of the Naked Emperor & will sell their own mother up the river to do so (exploiting🚫empathy can be fun).

I'll let you imagine the massive, cluster fuck of angry #maga cunts that will ensue & how it'll negatively...

6/7

...disobedience. You only need to cause a bottleneck at a few stations on each line to literally bring the entire 6 line system to a screeching halt.

Bring the system to a halt & now you have stations filled w/ zero patience, zero education, zero respect for anyone...

5/7

...and not always dependable Metro that does not do crowd control well, especially w/ crowds largely comprised of selfish ingrates & double especially at the line transfer points

So, at various stations outside #DC, we cause passenger bottlenecks w/ actions of civil...4/7

Starting the night before, the security perimeter goes into effect, closing the Potomac, airspace & locking in the limited access into & around the city for the next 24 hours.

The ONLY option for the "masses" of inbred filth (#maga rich will copter in) is our confusing... 3/7

#DC is a logistical nightmare on a normal day but his wank fest is gonna make that, a nightmare after a 7 day ketamine bender w/ Elon Musk.

Inside the city, foot & car traffic will be highly restricted. Vehicle routes into the city will be severely limited.2/7

…close, block, ban, criminalize whatever the fuck you want #maga, We Are Not Going Back

We Are NEVER Going Back!

If you thought #queers fighting to attain our rights was “militant”, wait until we’re forced to fight to keep them

#HappyPride🏳️‍🌈
#WorldPride
#LoveOneAnother

4/4

Not only did we plan ahead & reroute festivities, the #queer brand of civil unrest to usher in total societal collapse is so conveniently mobile

We can just pick up, scooch over a tad & continue on with our scorched earth destruction w/o batting a mascara laden eye

So…

3/4

…of #maga cunts, I can’t think of anything more volatile or with the highest potential to be destructive on a biblical scale, than the congregation of 1000s of non feces smearing #queers in a park celebrating a joyful, happy & proud time

Well, joke’s on you Trump…

2/4

That's right. If someone takes it there, I'm gonna give 'em the tour.