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𝔍𝔅 𝔖𝔞𝔯𝔤𝔢𝔫𝔱 📙
@jbsargent.bsky.social
(He/Him) I write short stories and novels; I also offer my nitpickery for freelance editing. In a bizarre love triangle with Semicolon and Oxford Comma.

Find my writing at...
📚jbsargent.wordpress.com
Aw man, I too, woke up!
December 18, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Man, if there's so many "disease-riddled illegals" coming in and infecting the goodly American people, it sure would be nice to have a robust vaccination program and healthcare system to combat it!
November 30, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I care more about someone spoiling something because it's inconsiderate. I'm fine with hearing spoilers if I choose to hear them, if I seek them out, or want to talk with someone about something. Some dork spoiling things unprompted is just annoying.
November 16, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Being a writer is to be constantly faced with the assertion that you now need to build a social media following, make yourself into a brand, because god forbid a publisher ever want to put in the effort to market the work of the author's they represent.

So I'm just...silent.
October 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
This is me and everyone who professes changing the controls in DMC games, like Nero's gun button on a shoulder.

It's some real obstinate "Jump is X" thinking for me.
September 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
It's kinda funny that the people he's chopping up have robotic bodies, but are also still clearly human and have lots of blood and feel pain while he's stabbing their faces off. Normally the robots are the "get around the censors" bad guys.
September 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I hadn't kept up on the show until I watched the pilot, but upon seeing the artwork at the end, I did an honest-to-goodness Leo point to my wife, and then watched for your name in the credits. So happy to see!
September 23, 2025 at 5:49 AM
C'mon, just shoot vertical so the bottom-third and whole right edge of the video can be obscured by a bunch of buttons you can't (easily) hide.

It's the F U T U R E ~
September 5, 2025 at 1:21 AM
"Batou, look! See what I have! The new rookie gave me all these funny little stickers!"
"Aw take 'em off, you moron."
September 4, 2025 at 3:46 PM
A clear, light blue PS5.
September 3, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Here's Sebastian, though we always call him "Sebby." Sometimes, "Chebby," "Chebbers" "Chubby" and "Chub-chub-chuberoo." He's in his late teens.
August 31, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Well, that's not gonna earn you a spot on the DHV Magellan.
July 26, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Sounds a lot like Clair Obscur and people saying Final Fantasy should return to turn-based. Or Metaphor before that. Or Baldur's Gate 3 before that. Never mind that Square was still putting out turn-based games, which they did because people kept demanding them, only to see their support die down.
July 23, 2025 at 3:10 AM
aaabvvvvvfffft it's fiiiiiiiiiiine
July 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM