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i recently had an incredibly bizarre dream where i was watching a movie with joseph gordon levitt that ended with him and his infant daughter dying in a car explosion and it gave off a feeling of sadness that i don’t think the human mind is capable of experiencing in reality
January 9, 2026 at 5:19 PM
i recently had an incredibly bizarre dream where i was watching a movie with joseph gordon levitt that ended with him and his infant daughter dying in a car explosion and it gave off a feeling of sadness that i don’t think the human mind is capable of experiencing in reality
our only option is digging up
January 8, 2026 at 1:29 AM
our only option is digging up
go gum on a sausage you pißwasser guzzling kraut
December 31, 2025 at 4:24 PM
go gum on a sausage you pißwasser guzzling kraut
the penultimate boss before you face mariah carey
December 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
the penultimate boss before you face mariah carey
imagine peddling the tan suit line in the big ‘25
October 23, 2025 at 3:11 AM
imagine peddling the tan suit line in the big ‘25
oh yeah no doubt jk rowling had no role in it, that’d ruin even that for me i think
October 2, 2025 at 12:42 PM
oh yeah no doubt jk rowling had no role in it, that’d ruin even that for me i think
the only part of harry potter i still like is in the second movie when harry smacks that one pixie with a book. that’s it. literally.
September 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
the only part of harry potter i still like is in the second movie when harry smacks that one pixie with a book. that’s it. literally.
not crying over dead nazis is not nazism, actually
September 14, 2025 at 1:17 PM
not crying over dead nazis is not nazism, actually
god how i love the sight of the word “was” coming after his name
September 13, 2025 at 9:56 PM
god how i love the sight of the word “was” coming after his name
“the depths of your FOOLISHNESS!”
September 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
“the depths of your FOOLISHNESS!”
shortest shaun vid in history
September 2, 2025 at 5:13 PM
shortest shaun vid in history
everyone celebrated when kissinger died and i was just like… bro he died without ever facing justice literally at the age of 100
August 21, 2025 at 1:45 PM
everyone celebrated when kissinger died and i was just like… bro he died without ever facing justice literally at the age of 100
i’m sick too and i’ve just been telling myself i’m being blessed by papa nurgle
August 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
i’m sick too and i’ve just been telling myself i’m being blessed by papa nurgle
this is still up by the way
July 31, 2025 at 10:28 AM
this is still up by the way
they’ll literally call it “le epic fail” before they call it a genocide
July 30, 2025 at 11:03 PM
they’ll literally call it “le epic fail” before they call it a genocide