Maximus Decimus Meridius
@jblittlechild.bsky.social
Oilers YEG Alberta 🇨🇦 please don’t DM me and ask for money
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I’m at 5 Guys with $7 what y’all think I should get 🤔👀
November 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I’m at 5 Guys with $7 what y’all think I should get 🤔👀
The pedophile President 45-47
November 14, 2025 at 5:03 AM
The pedophile President 45-47
Why are you having meetings in the situation room about the Epstein files?
November 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Why are you having meetings in the situation room about the Epstein files?
Trump wants to ban “fat people” from entering the USA 🇺🇸 🤣 that’s messed up.
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Trump wants to ban “fat people” from entering the USA 🇺🇸 🤣 that’s messed up.
Frankenstein (2025) is my favourite film this year,and I watched Fantastic 4 and Superman also. It’s well done, a good story that kept me compelled for 2 1/2 hours.
November 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Frankenstein (2025) is my favourite film this year,and I watched Fantastic 4 and Superman also. It’s well done, a good story that kept me compelled for 2 1/2 hours.
I always hated the word “tremendous”.
November 7, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I always hated the word “tremendous”.
Shout out to the lady who let use her gas card to get a couple dollars bonus gas, I forgot my wallet at home.
November 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Shout out to the lady who let use her gas card to get a couple dollars bonus gas, I forgot my wallet at home.
Damn, the new iPhone doesn’t come with a sticker.
November 5, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Damn, the new iPhone doesn’t come with a sticker.
$1700 for a Pro iPhone $1100 American dollars.
November 4, 2025 at 3:43 AM
$1700 for a Pro iPhone $1100 American dollars.
“I'm so broke rn is anybody doing the hot chip challenge for $100” 🤣
November 4, 2025 at 12:23 AM
“I'm so broke rn is anybody doing the hot chip challenge for $100” 🤣
No IPhone Pro Max’s in my area of Edmonton this weekend. I drove to the Apple Store. They do have the 2 TB iPhone Pro Max but it’s $3000.00 idk anybody was buy that particular model.
November 3, 2025 at 8:14 PM
No IPhone Pro Max’s in my area of Edmonton this weekend. I drove to the Apple Store. They do have the 2 TB iPhone Pro Max but it’s $3000.00 idk anybody was buy that particular model.
Facebook keeps notifying me about people's birthdays like I bake cakes or something.
November 3, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Facebook keeps notifying me about people's birthdays like I bake cakes or something.
3 grand for an iPhone pro max 2 tb
November 1, 2025 at 10:39 PM
3 grand for an iPhone pro max 2 tb
I’m invading Venezuela!
Putin: Fuck that your are!
Putin: Fuck that your are!
November 1, 2025 at 6:59 AM
I’m invading Venezuela!
Putin: Fuck that your are!
Putin: Fuck that your are!
JD Vance is going to marry Erika Kirk
November 1, 2025 at 3:23 AM
JD Vance is going to marry Erika Kirk
Putin makes Trump poop his pants, Trump is so scared of Putin and Russia
October 31, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Putin makes Trump poop his pants, Trump is so scared of Putin and Russia
Blue Jays win! Was there ever a doubt? Not here in Canada!
October 25, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Blue Jays win! Was there ever a doubt? Not here in Canada!
Waiting for him to rant on the Blue Jays lol
October 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Waiting for him to rant on the Blue Jays lol
I’m assuming they’ll bug the ball room with microphones and cameras all over the place to spy on guests
October 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I’m assuming they’ll bug the ball room with microphones and cameras all over the place to spy on guests
You can say you worked for Twitter, because Twitter now X doesn’t have an HR department. Like when everyone worked for Circuit City
October 17, 2025 at 11:24 PM
You can say you worked for Twitter, because Twitter now X doesn’t have an HR department. Like when everyone worked for Circuit City
Cheap Trick “I want you to want me” one of the greatest songs of all time. I’ll die on this hill.
October 15, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Cheap Trick “I want you to want me” one of the greatest songs of all time. I’ll die on this hill.
One thing I was told, at the funeral of my mother, was that she told people, she never worried about me, She knew I was capable and had my stuff together. She knew I’d be alright. I guess I’ll take that as a compliment
October 13, 2025 at 7:16 AM
One thing I was told, at the funeral of my mother, was that she told people, she never worried about me, She knew I was capable and had my stuff together. She knew I’d be alright. I guess I’ll take that as a compliment
Nah, I’m still a better cook than my woman no matter what she’s says lol
October 13, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Nah, I’m still a better cook than my woman no matter what she’s says lol
Nah let the people decide
October 13, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Nah let the people decide