Happy Star Wars day! I need everyone to watch Episode I and think about what side they are on.

“I’m a constitutionalist” no bro, you’re a bartender who lives in his mom’s basement.

NEWS: Donald Trump started the DEI program for air traffic controllers that he now rails against, the 5th Circuit just invalidated a decades old gun law, and Tulsi's nomination is in doubt. open.substack.com/pub/aaronpar...

I think someone told Trump that Hitler overthrew German democracy in 53 days and Trump responded with “I bet I can do it in 47”

Getting f*cked by the government and my job in one day is not what I meant when I said I needed to get laid.

And so it begins

This whole “Trump saved Tik Tok” thing makes me wonder if he was just jealous that people thanked Obama for everything.