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jbinthekc.bsky.social
JB
@jbinthekc.bsky.social
He/Him
jack of all trades, master of none
Cali native
local and environmental history guy
So you’re the — when I fucking get you…
a cartoon character with a purple and white outfit
ALT: a cartoon character with a purple and white outfit
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December 21, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Cranberry sauce sucks anyways, but that sounds like the shits I guess.
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
That’s a sick ass jacket dude
November 9, 2025 at 7:37 AM
New car smell and 5 easy payments of $99.99 with no money down and 0% APR as today’s special deal just for you!
October 23, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Good to know. Work gave me a free iPad Air to try out during the summer, now I can either keep it or swap it out for a MacBook Air. I’ve got laptops I haven’t used in a while and barely used the iPad though, should I do it?
October 11, 2025 at 7:10 AM
a man in a black suit says do it in white letters
ALT: a man in a black suit says do it in white letters
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October 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I remember in high school one of everybody’s favorite substitute teachers was hella chill, but bought into some of the more “mild” conspiracy theories w/ his favorite being chemtrails. Don’t think I saw anyone w/ the crazier ones publicly till college & even then it was COVID that brought them out.
September 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
July 28, 2025 at 12:35 AM
But are those joycons charged?
July 27, 2025 at 10:44 PM
And in fairness, yes depending on the set, the hardware is easy to lose, but generally not the whole thing for Billy. I remember mine had a big bag with separate compartments.
July 20, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Submit a ticket, iirc their customer service is pretty good about replacing parts. Don’t leave poor Billy in pieces.
July 20, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Note to self, bring more fruit to the scareport
June 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Like specifically the version they find in caribou, those supposedly taste like milk.
June 1, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Sammy’s poison made out of ground up botfly larvae and a dash of matcha powder.
June 1, 2025 at 8:35 PM
It’s always the sore throat that tells me it’s not just my allergies and on rare occasions it’s the first symptom.
May 23, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Be the change you want in the world, but also that’d prolly be the first time the shoes outlasted the lights.
May 15, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Well, what does it say?
May 14, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Yes you should
May 9, 2025 at 5:06 PM
How,s a,bout this,?
May 5, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I know I did good when my grandpa came in with a bowl of chips and asked for a little bit to try, took a bite and immediately asked me to fill the bowl with the salsa. Can you believe my mom just wanted to buy some store bought stuff in a jar?
April 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
What the FUCK did they do to the apple pies?
April 8, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Dealer’s choice, if you use the stairs you can knock out two Sams with one stone.
March 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Can always experiment on Sam
March 2, 2025 at 11:54 PM