@jbenr.bsky.social
Nobody wants to tell him 'outstanding' means they're still waiting on the results
November 15, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Nobody wants to tell him 'outstanding' means they're still waiting on the results
Imagine electing someone who is so dumb and out of touch
November 5, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Imagine electing someone who is so dumb and out of touch
Letting kids die to stick it to the elites is the cornerstone of the Republican party platform at this point
October 31, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Letting kids die to stick it to the elites is the cornerstone of the Republican party platform at this point
The word he's looking for is 'fewer'. "Fewer people are going to heaven because of my father"
October 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
The word he's looking for is 'fewer'. "Fewer people are going to heaven because of my father"
All facts are left wing, apparently
October 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
All facts are left wing, apparently
That's Mr. Corpus to you
October 9, 2025 at 3:09 AM
That's Mr. Corpus to you
But it employs the wrong demographic
September 29, 2025 at 6:59 PM
But it employs the wrong demographic
A grand jury would vote to indict a ham sandwich is how the saying goes.
September 28, 2025 at 11:45 PM
A grand jury would vote to indict a ham sandwich is how the saying goes.
Hang it in the National Archives
June 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Hang it in the National Archives
It’s always projection
March 19, 2025 at 11:56 PM
It’s always projection
I always felt the way to expose him as the idiot he is is for journalists to ask him complex questions and watch him fail to understand any of it. Our media has failed us
March 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I always felt the way to expose him as the idiot he is is for journalists to ask him complex questions and watch him fail to understand any of it. Our media has failed us
If it is missing he'll have some 'splaining to do
February 24, 2025 at 11:40 AM
If it is missing he'll have some 'splaining to do
How is this version of the Idiocracy worse than the original
February 24, 2025 at 11:39 AM
How is this version of the Idiocracy worse than the original
Trump doesn't know what a fine tooth comb looks like. They thought he'd trim the fat but the fat is getting hatchetted off with the meat and everything else.
February 21, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Trump doesn't know what a fine tooth comb looks like. They thought he'd trim the fat but the fat is getting hatchetted off with the meat and everything else.
Don't make me tap the sign
February 21, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Don't make me tap the sign
DEI out, friends and family in
February 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
DEI out, friends and family in
Only in maga minds is 1+2 not equal 2+1. Somehow it's cool for one term, gap, two terms, but not two, gap, one. Sure why not.
February 3, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Only in maga minds is 1+2 not equal 2+1. Somehow it's cool for one term, gap, two terms, but not two, gap, one. Sure why not.
If a trump bible costs $60 and your governor purchased 55,000 of them, how many pencils could your government have bought for your teachers instead? Extra points for the same calculation but in expo markers.
November 21, 2024 at 2:21 AM
If a trump bible costs $60 and your governor purchased 55,000 of them, how many pencils could your government have bought for your teachers instead? Extra points for the same calculation but in expo markers.