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Josh Belzman
@jbelzy.bsky.social
Just a man, man.
That’s a lot of power for one rss feed!
October 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
September 8, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Yes fashion is subjective, but Adidas, I challenge you to find many *actual tennis players* who think your Y-3 line is a good look. The ink art looks like a chicken with diarrhea. The rust yellow barricades look like moon boots. Bring in Graf, Edberg, etc to restore a sense of style!
September 8, 2025 at 2:01 PM
iOS 26 takes us back to pseudo-skeuomorphic app icons, only fuzzier. Just me or these don't look good? And the problem with making buttons out of glass is .... you can't see them. Hope Apple offers an option to turn off liquid glass.
July 25, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Shit, we dropped the wrong bunker busters!
June 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Not only has become my favorite NBA player. Andrew Nembhard is running point on cool kicks. I need these Nike Book 1s! #gozags
June 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Weird
June 13, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Milos the nightstalker
June 11, 2025 at 12:05 PM
WashPost, the copy editor you need isn't here anymore
June 9, 2025 at 2:18 AM
If only the worst part of gutting federal agencies was “rattling the workforce.” WashPost, these cuts are screwing everyone, making us less safe, less healthy, less protected and less a voice and defender of democracy. It’s bad.
April 30, 2025 at 10:56 AM
How's your day going?
April 17, 2025 at 11:55 AM
How's your day going?
April 17, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Happy #caturday. Enjoy your day off!
March 29, 2025 at 1:37 PM
This might be the ugliest league title game box score ever. #gozags!
March 12, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Why can’t this be the Red Trump Tesla?

www.nytimes.com/2025/03/11/u...
March 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Be the headrest for the conehead in your life.
March 11, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Friends, we’re headed to Seattle the end of next week! Won’t have a car but if you’re up for a visit in Ballard or thereabouts, hit me up!
March 8, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Dear Tesla ....
February 26, 2025 at 10:29 PM
If only they had an AP Style Guide, such embarrassing gaffes might be avoided.
February 25, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Is your cat weird like this?
February 23, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Well here it is.

Question, of the “approx. 5 bullets” justifying one’s existence, do meals, breaks and shits count as 3?
February 23, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Next level #earmuffs down here in Savannah!
February 21, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Commas and asides are going to get a workout the next 4 years or however long the maga reality-free era lasts.
February 19, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Caturday schmaterday. Every day is a Mazzy day. #catsofbluesky
February 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
If DOGE is really interested in rooting out fraud and abuse (of course they aren't), they'd look first at their own merry band of incels.
February 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM