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J Bear
@jbearmckenna.com
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Rabid fanboy of em-dashes, “y’all’d’ve,” and the Oxford comma | Day job as a government contracts lawyer | Occasional sci-fi writer | he/him

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I finally went to block his account, and amused to learn that he got caught in the “A Very British Bigotry” list
JD Vance’s Bluesky account. User blocked by “A Very British Bigotry”
June 28, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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This looks like the first mention of DOGE in an executive action, but it's talking about an "Administrator of the United States DOGE Service (USDS)." WTF is that?
Within 90 days of the date of this memorandum, the Director of the Office of Management and Budget (OMB), in consultation with the Director of OPM and the Administrator of the United States DOGE Service (USDS), shall submit a plan to reduce the size of the Federal Government’s workforce through efficiency improvements and attrition. Upon issuance of the OMB plan, this memorandum shall expire for all executive departments and agencies, with the exception of the Internal Revenue Service (IRS). This memorandum shall remain in effect for the IRS until the Secretary of the Treasury, in consultation with the Director of OMB and the Administrator of USDS, determines that it is in the national interest to lift the freeze.
January 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Literally an idea for toddlers
Product description for Photo Personalized DVDs for Kids. A photograph of an actual human child’s head is very obviously photoshopped onto a cartoon character’s body.
April 14, 2024 at 1:03 AM
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Politico says “spreading lies.” They’re getting closer
Politico article headlined “Giuliani ordered to pay $148M for spreading lies about Georgia election workers”
December 15, 2023 at 10:30 PM
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Is this the card we’re all signing?
A frog swims across a river. Captions read: “But now we shall both surely drown, said the frog. lol, said the Scorpion, lmao.”
November 29, 2023 at 11:12 PM