Are you thinking of the other MST3K Santa movie? The one with the devil?
...Also a Christmas classic.

A Christmas classic!

Lector (solemnly): "The Word of the Lord."
Me: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaameeeeeeeeeeeeeen

Didn't they just try to starve a bunch of the military families they're hiding with and expecting to protect them?

Yeah, how bout this. We're not gonna let this crazy face-eating leopard lady into our tent, because we have a looooooong way to go before we can trust her not to eat our faces. However, we will gladly pop popcorn and watch from a safe distance as she turns on the other leopards.

To the total morons who don't understand what OP is saying, one of the surest signs that a cult is DONE is the fracturing of the main membership, and MTG is one of the top "generals" of this army of poop humans.

We don't care about Marge's new grift we care about the fracturing...

Seriously, I didn't think this putrefying tub of lard was still capable of sprinting

Heartily, F*** them. You deserve to have all the fun you want.

Thank you for being the leader we need on this!

Side note, can you even imagine the felon trying to waddle up all those stairs

We have a critical midterm election and a whole lot of damage mitigation to worry about before we get anywhere near 2028 so let’s not get ahead of ourselves.

Did he geek out as hard as when he met Mark Hamill?

What....what's wrong with your owl?

I absolutely believe that threat, coming from a cockatoo

Chained to a rock on a mountain summit and left for the vultures to eat their livers

The great bards of old always recited their poetry at 1.25x speed