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I have tried this thought experiment on every MAGAt that comes at me, and I have yet to receive one positive reason that A is GA other than their pleasure that it is hurting people like me.
April 17, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I have tried this thought experiment on every MAGAt that comes at me, and I have yet to receive one positive reason that A is GA other than their pleasure that it is hurting people like me.
Pledge allegiance to Putin and blame trans athletes for inflation...it's time for another MAGA Hallmark movie!
February 23, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Pledge allegiance to Putin and blame trans athletes for inflation...it's time for another MAGA Hallmark movie!
Take a breather from browsing timeshares in Greenland and give your bad-built butch bod a break...it's time for another MAGA Hallmark movie!
January 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Take a breather from browsing timeshares in Greenland and give your bad-built butch bod a break...it's time for another MAGA Hallmark movie!
Triple your NRA donation and pistol-whip your PETA-loving neighbor…it’s time for another MAGA Hallmark movie!
January 5, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Triple your NRA donation and pistol-whip your PETA-loving neighbor…it’s time for another MAGA Hallmark movie!
Pick up your pitchfork and declare open season on IT guys, it's time for a MAGA New Year's Hallmark Movie:
January 1, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Pick up your pitchfork and declare open season on IT guys, it's time for a MAGA New Year's Hallmark Movie:
Press send on your death threat to Brad Raffensberger and grab a cold one: it’s time for another MAGA Hallmark Christmas movie!
December 16, 2024 at 6:50 AM
Press send on your death threat to Brad Raffensberger and grab a cold one: it’s time for another MAGA Hallmark Christmas movie!
Tear down the radon detector and grab a goblet of chemically enriched liquid: it’s time for another MAGA Hallmark Christmas Movie!
December 11, 2024 at 7:18 AM
Tear down the radon detector and grab a goblet of chemically enriched liquid: it’s time for another MAGA Hallmark Christmas Movie!
Take a break from your semi-violent clinic vigil and light up a votive of Pope Benedict XVI: it’s time for another MAGA Hallmark Christmas Movie!
December 7, 2024 at 5:21 AM
Take a break from your semi-violent clinic vigil and light up a votive of Pope Benedict XVI: it’s time for another MAGA Hallmark Christmas Movie!
Toss another Torah on the bonfire and slap some sense into your hippie nephew—it’s time for another MAGA Hallmark Christmas movie!
December 7, 2024 at 5:11 AM
Toss another Torah on the bonfire and slap some sense into your hippie nephew—it’s time for another MAGA Hallmark Christmas movie!
Light up the Ellen Degeneres effigy and greet the Great Awakening…it’s time for a QAnon Hallmark Christmas movie!
December 3, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Light up the Ellen Degeneres effigy and greet the Great Awakening…it’s time for a QAnon Hallmark Christmas movie!
I thought it would be fun to Trumpify "A Visit from Saint Nicholas" -- until I realized it runs to 56 lines! Still, I soldiered on and, with apologies to Clement Clarke Moore, I present to you:
Midnight at Mar-a-Lago
Midnight at Mar-a-Lago
December 1, 2024 at 9:08 AM
I thought it would be fun to Trumpify "A Visit from Saint Nicholas" -- until I realized it runs to 56 lines! Still, I soldiered on and, with apologies to Clement Clarke Moore, I present to you:
Midnight at Mar-a-Lago
Midnight at Mar-a-Lago
Set aside the Epoch Times and synchronize your jewel-encrusted Trump watches: it's time for another MAGA Hallmark Christmas movie!
November 30, 2024 at 4:07 AM
Set aside the Epoch Times and synchronize your jewel-encrusted Trump watches: it's time for another MAGA Hallmark Christmas movie!
Microwave the mince pie and press pause on your Project 2025 audiobook, it’s time for a late-night MAGA Hallmark Thanksgiving Movie!
November 29, 2024 at 4:54 AM
Microwave the mince pie and press pause on your Project 2025 audiobook, it’s time for a late-night MAGA Hallmark Thanksgiving Movie!
Put down Melania's memoir and pop a new Diet Mountain Dew...it's time for another MAGA Hallmark Christmas movie!
November 28, 2024 at 4:25 AM
Put down Melania's memoir and pop a new Diet Mountain Dew...it's time for another MAGA Hallmark Christmas movie!
Set aside your God Bless the USA Bible and turn down The Tucker Carlson Show…It’s time for another MAGA Hallmark Christmas Carol!
November 26, 2024 at 7:14 PM
Set aside your God Bless the USA Bible and turn down The Tucker Carlson Show…It’s time for another MAGA Hallmark Christmas Carol!
The premise:
Technically, Carla is a childless cat lady…but only because her fiancé got framed for loving freedom on January 6.
Technically, Carla is a childless cat lady…but only because her fiancé got framed for loving freedom on January 6.
November 25, 2024 at 6:03 PM
The premise:
Technically, Carla is a childless cat lady…but only because her fiancé got framed for loving freedom on January 6.
Technically, Carla is a childless cat lady…but only because her fiancé got framed for loving freedom on January 6.