how mary kate saturdays #chickenTanning #chickens

Helping my cousin make cookies tonight for Easter. Coming next season, Derp Chicken.

meanwhile in the mountains.. Mary Kate gets ready for Easter Sunday. #chickens #bougieChickens #chickenLady

Well this doesn’t suck. #maui #hiking

Beyoncé is back to laying her super huge Blue eggs. I got concerned for her cause bitches have to earn in this coop. #chickens #backyardChickens #crazyChickenLady #Americus #easterEgger #blueEggs

First time in a total spin out today. Hit several snow poles, a tree, and went over the side of the hill. Had to crawl out the back. I’m ok. The car is leaking gas and likely not ok. Thank you #bmw for saving my life. Thank you #truckeechp for keeping me warm. #carwreck #highway89 #truckee

Donatello was favoring my sweet golden chicken Ashley a little too much. So I built her a mad max suit so she can tell him "Come at me Bro". #chickens #roosters #chickenlove #crazychickenlady #ImTooProudOfMyself

#dailychicken This is my #SilverLacedWyandotte. Her name is Marsala. She is always judging you #chickens #crazychickenlady

AI made this image for my best friend who’s fighting an abusive narcissist soon to be ex husband, he is trying to take her car and all her money. I’ve graduated from lead Gif curator to lead AI curator. #AIhasPurpose #productive #BanNarcassists #MakeWivesGreatAgain #takingOffersLeadAIimageCurator

This is Donatello. Once Donnatella but identifies as a rooster. He doesn’t yell at me but he does like to charge me. Jump man is always up to sumthin. Well, I took charge and pinned him, twice. But this 12lb beast and I have an understanding now, if he wants mangos again. #chickens #NewExperience