THESE civilians are the real Americans!

They deported God a long time ago. Now they worship a golden idol.

What do you expect from J.D. Dunce.

Some are still way too fucking rich.

Maybe soon. Let's all send him a cheeseburger!

They must have left him soaking in fluoride.

I marched in Palo Alto today, but no pictures.

We should convince him he needs a solid gold plane, not just some cheesy gold trim. Gold is a heavy soft metal, such a plane would almost certainly crash. Hopefully with him in it.

She's going to create the idea that blonds are bad at math. And she's not even a real blond.

Doesn't that make her liable for libel? If someone said that about me I would sue them to a pulp.