@jbanderson3.bsky.social
Humor is the universal solvent against the abrasive elements of life. Hatred corrodes the container it’s carried in. No DMs, no crypto and no “I’m giving my lottery winnings away”. Northern California.
“I’d gladly pay you Tuesday for a vodka martini today”.
February 15, 2025 at 2:53 AM
“I’d gladly pay you Tuesday for a vodka martini today”.
I'm watching a fraudster speak right now....
February 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I'm watching a fraudster speak right now....
Fort Dinesh would be a great start.
February 11, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Fort Dinesh would be a great start.
That’s because….it’s the first time he’s hearing about it.
February 11, 2025 at 1:24 PM
That’s because….it’s the first time he’s hearing about it.
Good morning ☀️
February 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Good morning ☀️
February 7, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Media headlines tomorrow morning: “tRump unveils Infrastructure Plan”
February 5, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Media headlines tomorrow morning: “tRump unveils Infrastructure Plan”
Not for any particular reason, but does Elon take nightly dips in warm and relaxing hot tubs?
February 4, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Not for any particular reason, but does Elon take nightly dips in warm and relaxing hot tubs?
Dude needs a big net thrown over him.
February 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Dude needs a big net thrown over him.
A huge problem is the U.S. electorate, over half of whom read at or below a 6th grade level, believing that electing this deeply flawed madman was the solution to all of our problems. No wonder they are planning on shuttering the Department of Education.
February 2, 2025 at 1:39 PM
A huge problem is the U.S. electorate, over half of whom read at or below a 6th grade level, believing that electing this deeply flawed madman was the solution to all of our problems. No wonder they are planning on shuttering the Department of Education.
Perhaps it’s time for that whole ’new generation’ thingy.
February 2, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Perhaps it’s time for that whole ’new generation’ thingy.
Guarantee that someone in Washington DC is praying that a cross dressing, one armed minority pilot was involved.
February 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Guarantee that someone in Washington DC is praying that a cross dressing, one armed minority pilot was involved.
So....
Every problem during Obama's presidency is Obama's fault
Every problem during tRump's presidency is Obama's fault
Every problem during Biden's presidency is Biden's fault
Every problem durning tRump's presidency is Obama and Biden's fault...Do I have this right?
Every problem during Obama's presidency is Obama's fault
Every problem during tRump's presidency is Obama's fault
Every problem during Biden's presidency is Biden's fault
Every problem durning tRump's presidency is Obama and Biden's fault...Do I have this right?
January 31, 2025 at 7:44 PM
So....
Every problem during Obama's presidency is Obama's fault
Every problem during tRump's presidency is Obama's fault
Every problem during Biden's presidency is Biden's fault
Every problem durning tRump's presidency is Obama and Biden's fault...Do I have this right?
Every problem during Obama's presidency is Obama's fault
Every problem during tRump's presidency is Obama's fault
Every problem during Biden's presidency is Biden's fault
Every problem durning tRump's presidency is Obama and Biden's fault...Do I have this right?
Is tRump trying to 'crash' the US airline industry now?
January 31, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Is tRump trying to 'crash' the US airline industry now?
Jeez lady, who peed on your chakra stones?
January 29, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Jeez lady, who peed on your chakra stones?
We should have been sent those condoms as tRump is going to f*ck us all.
January 29, 2025 at 1:59 AM
We should have been sent those condoms as tRump is going to f*ck us all.
Is it true, sir, that you are doing the voice over work for the Katherine Hepburn role in the upcoming Disney animated remake of 'On Golden Pond'?
January 28, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Is it true, sir, that you are doing the voice over work for the Katherine Hepburn role in the upcoming Disney animated remake of 'On Golden Pond'?
"Somebody get me a blender.....I found dinner for my hawk"
January 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM
"Somebody get me a blender.....I found dinner for my hawk"
Yeah….but is ‘Columbia’ out of the woods yet?
January 27, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Yeah….but is ‘Columbia’ out of the woods yet?