Patriot Front decided to come harass Charlotte today

Did it hurt?
When your U-turn ended up as a 3 point turn?

Me too, Fern, me too.

Me: God, what is the point of life?

God: You know how they’ll make a dog toy look like a mustard bottle or something, and it’s purely for the human’s benefit and the dog’s like buhhhh whuhhh. Well you’re the dog, and I love mustard, baby.

ICE is a criminal organization willfully carrying out illegal orders and the people of California are right to resist this. respect to the fighters and power to the people

Dear god let this man cook.

Matt Gaetz opening himself up to all the Not Like Us jokes was a gift I didn’t expect.

I stand by this.

I figured the world would appreciate a picture of my cat who attempted to burrito herself in her carrier.