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suicidal captain hook
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death is the only great adventure i have left, smee
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can it be that those in power are on the verge of repeating a senseless and deadly mistake?
November 11, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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well, well, well...
karl marx
November 11, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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wile e. coyote has run off the cliff
November 11, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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gau feral youth [gau's sprite is afflicted with blindness, which is represented by pixel sunglasses]
November 11, 2025 at 7:43 AM
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i am, uh, so sorry to hear that information
al capone with a baseball bat
November 11, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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WE GOT A FAKE SANDWICH FAN OVER HERE!
dennis pointing at dodgson and yelling in jurassic park
November 11, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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wait is that guy?!
an einsatzgruppen guy shooting a dude in the head and dumping him into a mass grave (tastefully cropped)
November 11, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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seems normal and good
masses of german tanks and motorized equipment rolling through poland
November 11, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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what it looks like to be a good guy
stuka dive bombers about to rain more destruction on an unassuming european town
November 11, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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that could be wrong tho, i just ran that through a "hieroglyphics translator", check out an actual source text
ancient egyptian bas-relief depicting circumcision. there are hieroglyphs on the wall, and i would assume that some of them would be relevant
November 11, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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egyptian texts see also: list of papyri from ancient egypt Based solely on Egyptian textual sources, confirmed cases of pharaohs being assassinated as a result of conspiracies appear to be rare. Only two such incidents are clearly documented: the murder of Amenemhat I of the 12th Dynasty and that of Ramesses III of the 20th Dynasty.
November 11, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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a wide awakes banner from 1860, the paramilitary wing of the abolitionist movement in the united states
November 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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combat dolphin
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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chris cuomo tryna be as sexy as adam friedland the most gorgeous man in existence
November 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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taking announcing that the senate has been dissolved
November 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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garfield thinking, "DIE, MONDAY, DIE!!!"
November 11, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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upon his autopsy, it was discovered that guiteau had the condition known as phimosis, an inability to retract the foreskin, which at the time was thought to have caused the insanity that led him to assassinate garfield.
November 11, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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remember kids, the areas in red provide about 85% of all federally-owned land that we put oil pipelines on
[an electoral map from 2024 showing like a ton of red in the middle of the country and blue only in cities] robbybobby271: remember kids, the areas in red provide about 85% of the food you eat. and we're required to share it with the blue parts. we just do it to be nice.
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Throughout his career, Levi has been mistaken as Jewish. Early in his career, a Hollywood agent persuaded him to change his name saying, "A guy named Zach Pugh would not be going far in Hollywood," which led him to drop his last name. In a 2013 interview with New York Post, Levi said he has no Jewish ancestry. In 2016, he revealed that he had been turned down for a number of roles because casting directors mistakenly thought he was "too Jewish" for the part.
November 11, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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george lucas has never done anything racist in his life (pic unrelated)
the trade federation guys (who have horrifically racist asian accents)
November 11, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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that lady from the room who’s like “the results came back, it’s breast cancer”
November 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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“tears for fears” in zohran font
November 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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are you a reboot asexual or a dinosaur (2000) asexual?
the shitty computer-generated characters from reboot the shitty computer-generated characters from dinosaur
November 8, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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mao photoshopped with a speech bubble
November 8, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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i am not a scientist so i assume that this man was doing this in real life
bd wong cloning dinosaurs in jurassic park
November 7, 2025 at 8:07 PM