Who is the author?

its not strange, i swear i see similar complaints on HN all the time. i dont know anyone who is happy with the current state of the web

“ok ill fix it” *changes type to ‘{}’*

fashion is cyclical!

"Ahh, but could a stupid baby do THIS?" **opens laptop, repeatedly closes all the bouncing apps broken from sleep and furiously rearranges windows that are all the wrong size**