Jazzcat
@jazzcat.bsky.social
Just fucking around and finding out. Anti-fascist, pro-democracy. Childless cat lady. Don’t follow me, I have no idea where I’m going.
What I wouldn’t GIVE for a watery tart lobbing a scimitar right now…
December 7, 2025 at 7:07 AM
What I wouldn’t GIVE for a watery tart lobbing a scimitar right now…
I don’t understand why ANY contractor would entertain a project with him, given his lengthy and verifiable history of stiffing vendors. Contractors everywhere should be getting cash up front.
December 1, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I don’t understand why ANY contractor would entertain a project with him, given his lengthy and verifiable history of stiffing vendors. Contractors everywhere should be getting cash up front.
I really wish the Venezuelan government would respond with “LOL!”
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I really wish the Venezuelan government would respond with “LOL!”
They need to quit with this whole sloganeering bullshit and just go all in on “Universal Healthcare” and Dems would fucking CRUSH IT.
November 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
They need to quit with this whole sloganeering bullshit and just go all in on “Universal Healthcare” and Dems would fucking CRUSH IT.
That, and “Universal Healthcare.”
November 30, 2025 at 7:17 PM
That, and “Universal Healthcare.”
What if Mamdani charms Trump into creating universal healthcare???
November 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
What if Mamdani charms Trump into creating universal healthcare???
Dear God, WHAT is this fresh hell???
November 19, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Dear God, WHAT is this fresh hell???
A dicktater protecting another dicktater. This is my shocked face.
November 19, 2025 at 1:34 AM
A dicktater protecting another dicktater. This is my shocked face.
Can we all just agree MTG is trash? This supposed redemption arc is fooling no one.
November 18, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Can we all just agree MTG is trash? This supposed redemption arc is fooling no one.
Sometimes the old ways are the best
November 9, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Sometimes the old ways are the best
I thought we had canned goods because of the Franklin Expedition?
^^^^^ Not an historian
^^^^^ Not an historian
November 6, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I thought we had canned goods because of the Franklin Expedition?
^^^^^ Not an historian
^^^^^ Not an historian
How big is your cat?? 🤣🤣
October 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
How big is your cat?? 🤣🤣
The Cava bag full of money is just *chef’s kiss*
October 18, 2025 at 7:02 PM
The Cava bag full of money is just *chef’s kiss*
I like that. More accurately describes the action.
October 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I like that. More accurately describes the action.
Narrator: “He isn’t.”
October 13, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Narrator: “He isn’t.”
I disagree. The Onion is PRICELESS.
October 6, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I disagree. The Onion is PRICELESS.
The current GOP does just feel like a giant abusive relationship
October 4, 2025 at 11:16 PM
The current GOP does just feel like a giant abusive relationship
I could not mentally deal with the raging dumpster fire it had become
October 4, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I could not mentally deal with the raging dumpster fire it had become