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Jazeki
@jazeki.bsky.social
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Writer. Librarian. ❤️ Cats, cheese, hot tea. I dabble ominously in the creative arts. Cooljazsheepie on Twitter.
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Sometimes you need a giant cup of @fridaytea.com to power through the day.
A bag of Mexican Chocolate Mate from Friday Afternoon Tea sits next to a large unicorn mug that reads, "She is beauty. She is grace. She can stab you in the face."
November 6, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Had to leave for work extra early and grabbed a perfume to apply when I got here. The office smells amazing and I just realized I matched @bpal.bsky.social The Large Cat to go with my large cat sweater dress.
A bottle of The Large Cat perfume. Features a picture of a pudgy tabby cat that is gray. Comparing the perfume to the gray leopard pattern on my sweater dress
October 23, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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Please note the successful flirtation method of *exposing my weaknesses* I lost a wrestling match in less than five minutes because of this outfit.
Picture of everything wrong with tactical lingerie. Outfit includes bra, garters, underwear, and boots.
October 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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I keep this Taro you posted many years ago for when I am having a tough day and need to let people know.
September 18, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Also bonus obscure silly LOTR reference. Nine rings for mortal men, doomed to die. One ring for the dark Lord....
Picture of the back of shorts with text from the one ring on them.
September 13, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Behold the duality of squishy patriotism or backwoods horny or whatever boxes these outfits check for the male gaze lol. It seems unfair that only one person ever should see them.
Selfie of me in a string bikini with an American flag print Selfie of me in camo lingerie and flowery doc martens.
September 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Met a kitty friend on my walk today. It was so happy to see me that it started rolling around.
Black and white cat with yellow eyes looking up at the camera while mid-roll. Black and white cat laying on its side. Black and white cat with its tummy exposed. Has pink and black paw pads.
September 1, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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I love her. She's so stupid looking.
Close up of a pink and yellow loyalty labubu.
August 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Yawn.
It is raining. Behind a decorative fence, an alligator lays in the grass in front of a retention pond. The alligator is yawning.
August 24, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Alas, sometimes I yearn on paper.
If I were a proper romantic, a true unrequited lover, an underground nymph (or whichever doomed beast you think would suit me best), I'd crawl from the dirt, forgo predation in favor of the pursuit of you. Suppose we return to some night in the months before the present. I will not tell you which. They all bleed into each other, but the outcome is always the same. I am left staring after a weak hug, a mumbled promise, a closed door. Even in dreams, you leave me. Suppose I am terribly romantic about it all just the same because there are times when you forget yourself and press your face into my neck or absentmindedly brush the hair from my eyes. Times when you gently trace your fingers down my back and I like to imagine that these are the touches that you reserve for the ones you truly love: slow and devastatingly soft. Suppose I do this to myself when I wish for nothing more than the opportunity to follow the gleam of sunlight across your skin one Saturday morning.
August 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Back in my flower era.
Closeup photo of some pink frangipani flowers wet with rain. Picture of a butterfly flying toward some orange flowers.
August 18, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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In celebration of getting a 100 on my thesis, please go check out my first poetry book with @kithbooks.bsky.social or my collab tea with @fridaytea.com!!!!! Links below!
Email from instructor that reads "Congratulations, Jessica. Your final thesis is wonderful!" A grade breakdown of final thesis and revision statement that reads 25/25 100%. The overall feedback reads, "And the finished product is excellent! Congratulations, Jessica!"
August 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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My brother and I have a running joke that my dog, Lily, is emo. My parents took her to be groomed over the weekend and she's never beating the allegations.
A picture of Lily, a black and white dog, standing between a couch cushion and a coffee table. She is facing the camera. Her fur is hanging in her face and covers one eye. Below the picture are two text messages. One reads And I'm so sorry. The other reads IT WAS NEVER A PHASE MOM
August 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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New favorite tea pairing: @fridaytea.com's Lucky 13 w/Sphere & Sundry's Golden Titan honey. For when I want the summer opulence & the cuddly vibes. Think big orange housecat in favorite patch of sun Leo energy. It tastes like sweet potato pie & I get to enjoy the gold floaties. Links to both below.
Mostly empty bag of looseleaf tea called Lucky 13. It is sitting next to a jar of honey with flecks of gold in it. Flecks of edible gold floating in a black tea.
August 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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A rare Jazeki sighting.
Selfie of me wearing a pink shirt and lifting my sunglasses.
August 2, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Please. I just wanted to look up a certain term for my reflection. Leave the worms alone.

No wonder everyone is slowly becoming illiterate.
Search term: a poem that uses works from other poems. Google suggestion: Did you mean a poem that uses works from other poems.
July 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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I went on down to St. Pete yesterday to live my best life.
A pink pillow that has fuck written in rhinestones. Glass of IPA from St. Pete Brewing Co. next to a menu. Do not feed or molest alligators sign on the edge of the water. Two scoops of ice cream with blue and pink sprinkles. A spoon sits in the right scoop.
June 8, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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Me, sending my thesis draft to myself for line edits/ double checking pagination while I'm bored at work tomorrow.
Screenshot of an email alert that reads "PRINT AND FUCKIN WRITE ON ME AHHHHH"
May 22, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Look. It's the last poem of my thesis.
Screenshot of a poem: iii. Metempsychosis I learned from polite conversation, from you how to be loyal, how to be good--Turns out, I've always been. Instinctually. A good girl in your hands, in your arms. So, I've found all the ways to wear you down when big eyes or soft lips don't do the trick. When you need something with a little more teeth. I've seen enough of you up close: favored dark circles, fine lines, the moment just before the smile faded from your face. I think I've really done something special. Surprise! You get me now--an imposition, a thing reduced to animal needs and nothing more. Do you like me better, soaked and shivering at your door? I've come back, your favorite puppy. Have some sympathy. You've changed your sheets, haven't you? Don't just stare. Invite me in.
May 17, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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I'm over here vibing in bed to music and suddenly a sea shanty about a broken-hearted selkie????
Album cover for "Broken Mast Bay." It features a selkie necklace.
May 16, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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I visited NC last week. I'm sad I couldn't throw myself out of the car and let the woods take me.
A picture of trees with mountains in the distance and a cloudy sky overhead. A picture of a tree with mountains in the distance and clouds overhead. Trees in front of two mountains with clouds overhead Low clouds drifting over the tops of trees.
May 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Wood ducks!!!
Two wood ducks on the edge of the retention pond Two wood ducks stand on the edge of a retention pond
April 21, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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Made a lamb cake that looks suspiciously like my dog.
Lamb cake with blue jelly beans for eyes and a black jelly bean for a nose. Lily, a black and white dog wearing a pink harness, lays in the grass.
April 18, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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I was trying to check in on my parents to see how their community garage sale was going and if they wanted me to come over and my mom sent me this. The most Florida thing ever.
Pictures of an alligator under an SUV and through a glass door.
April 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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What is in this faux cheese? Cashew beverage???
April 12, 2025 at 2:00 PM