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@jayu87.bsky.social
Here for a good time, not a long time…really getting tired of being a millennial and living through all these “historic firsts” can we just get 2 years without something crazy or tragic happening?
Guarantee the thought is “if there’s an open investigation then they legally cannot speak to it” which technically would be true. But only from the DOJs side. Nothing stops the Epstine estate from releasing everything.
November 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
@gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social care to chip in with your routine?
November 14, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Translation: “to all my fathers criminal friends. Send us money asap so we can flee the country before this blows up”
November 13, 2025 at 2:29 PM
How long until you guys own that?!! I sure do hope it is before IT happens….
November 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Not just your employment. But your economic status. Health insurance companies should not exist. And if they do exist they should not be publicly traded. They shouldn’t have to be beholden to their shareholders.
November 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Not to mention. All of those same 70+ year old senators and congressmen/women who are either not running again this next term or will not be running again in a few years. ALL OF THEM HAVE THEIR PENAIONS AND FREE HEALTH CARE FOR LIFE.
November 10, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Welp get ready to see 200% tariffs against turkey in the next 24 hours
November 8, 2025 at 2:50 AM
In all honesty. Their market cap is $1.48 trillion. Meaning they would pay Elon 2/3rds of the entire value of the company. Can they realistically even do that without destroying the company?
November 7, 2025 at 4:22 AM
How about this for a trade off. Give him his $1tr, let him go buy South African, he and the other Christian nationalists can move there and set up their version of Israel. We will take the Africans who want nothing to do with him or the GOP and we can move on as a nation.
November 7, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Of the 194+ nations listed by gdp he will have a net worth of more than 170 of their GDP…..
November 7, 2025 at 3:41 AM
The truly insane part. Is let’s say he gets that pay, and somehow makes it liquid. Without crashing the economy and completely destroying the banking system.

If he spent $1m/day. It would take him 2700 years to spend it all!!!! What’s the point?
November 7, 2025 at 2:06 AM
It’s doesn’t make sense to me. Their market cap is 1.48t according to Robin Hood right now. How could his pay be equal to 2/3rd of their value when he only owns between 12-16% of the companies. Some other investors are getting screwed here.
November 7, 2025 at 2:04 AM
November 7, 2025 at 1:31 AM
The easiest way for the files to get released is to have a very public figure go out on TV and say “I know for a fact Donald Trump is in the epestine files. And not just as a client.” Dare Trump to sue for defamation and force it to go to discovery.
November 7, 2025 at 1:26 AM
He wasn’t a client. He was a co-conspirator. That’s why the entire GOP is bending to his will. He supplied his buddy Jeff the girls and the clients. Jeff supplied the money and space. It also explains why he got mad at Jeff for “stealing his girls”
November 7, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Remember when it was supposed to be out Xmas of 24, then it got pushed back to Xmas of this year…only to get pushed back to 26. They’ve had 12 years to get this game made. They are a multi-billion dollar studio that only really makes two games anymore. The RDRD and GTA franchises.
November 7, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Also, where the fuck is this $2 gas? It’s $4 in NY and $3.50 in NJ…it hasn’t been $2 or under since the 00’s
November 7, 2025 at 1:19 AM
The man has never paid for groceries or gas in his life. What would he know?
November 7, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Probably from holding his breath too long standing behind the orange one
November 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM