Those pants go hard af

They’ve had time to scrub it, his name won’t be on anything they release and they’ll claim it’s now settled

My good friend can never remember my cat Apollo’s name so every time he comes over he’s like, “How is Lord Arrington of Ravensworth doing today?” or some shit and it’s a completely different name every time

This is also correct

bsky.app/profile/geof...

If you want the real deal theater experience, it begins and ends with this

Aliens: 2:17

"Son of a likely abusive, downwardly-mobile, petit-bourgeois, alcoholic veteran who grows up killing small animals and likes guns and combat sports" is just too on the nose.

Whomst among us haven’t gone deer hunting with a 12 gauge?

He was, in fact, a Nazi

“I know what will really fuck with their head, one free practice kick to lock in”