CUT TO: Close on a pencil, laid perfectly perpendicular to a Field Notes notebook on which the word "Directors" has been inscribed to aching perfection. A perfectly manicured hand opens the book, and lifts the pencil. The name "Wes Anderson" is crossed out in a perfectly straight line.

Christine Daaé must play the lead role in your new opera! And you must keep empty my usual seat in Box Five! Wait, no, not Thursday. Thursday I'm doing the Palace. Is Friday okay?

Theseus: His speech, was like a tangled chain; nothing
impaired, but all disordered. Who is next?
Quince: THESEUS, PLEASE GO ON MUTE!

A completely anonymous message board the Internet's worst people went to post all of the things that the internet's worst people would post with complete anonymity.

WHO! DAT! GOAT!

Yeah! It's way cooler photographing women like they're sad collapsing corpses under NO flash, and using a process that was outdated by the turn of the last century! :)

Real data (from Azure, at least) is available here: www.microsoft.com/en-us/corpor...

AI workloads are specifically called out in the reports.

(Disclaimer for people other than Chris, who already knows: I work for Microsoft, but do not speak for them in any capacity.)

Literally my only personnel management experience is being a Senior Guide on Povar server.