I need a new Daily Driver backpack. My current - The North Face Recon - is all wallered out. What do y'all recommend?

Uses/Needs:
- Commuting
- Laptop
- Overnight bag
- Cup holder pouches
- Compression straps
- Secret candy compartment

Why didn't Zelda, at any point in time, ask herself "Doesn't this Ganondorf person seem awfully similar to the Ganon we just beat?"