I’d do bubble & squeak rather than potatoes, but looks great either way

“I wanted to make your life easier” is such a romantic thought

There needs to be a phrase, like "temporal dysmorphia" or something, to describe the shock of seeing the "wrong" face when you look in the mirror.

I find myself giving myself MySpace angles when I'm at the sink, haha

Totally cool to work with a sponsor of terrorism, run by a murderer, as long as there’s cash involved huh

Snapped Ankles is such a great band, this sounds like a brilliant weekend.