Priorities: A loaded rifle in public = 'exercise of rights.' A pastrami on rye in the same park = 'misdemeanor threat.' This isn't about safety, it's about arming the right kind of chaos. But please, tell us more about ‘law and order.’

When you can’t fix the crime, just fix the numbers. Welcome to Baltimore math.🧮

‘Historic lows’? Sure, if you ignore the fact that the city reclassified half the violent crimes as ‘public nuisances’ and called it a day. Creative accounting doesn’t make streets safer, it just makes politicians look competent for five minutes.

A 'diversion'? You don’t say. It’s almost like someone is desperately trying to point fingers everywhere except the island guest logs sitting in a vault. But sure, let’s pretend this is about 'transparency' and not a staged magician’s trick.