JayRich
@jayrichx.bsky.social
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Chiefs and video games too
Busy dad of four
Chiefs and video games too
Busy dad of four
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JayRich
@jayrichx.bsky.social
· Dec 7
My daughter was given an odd three-pronged fork at a restaurant.
Dgtr: What's this?
Me: *picks up a normal fork*
Well, this is a fork.
*picks up the odd fork*
And this is a threek.
*All nearby tables burst out laughing as the head of the local Dad Jokes Alliance walks by and high fives me*
Dgtr: What's this?
Me: *picks up a normal fork*
Well, this is a fork.
*picks up the odd fork*
And this is a threek.
*All nearby tables burst out laughing as the head of the local Dad Jokes Alliance walks by and high fives me*
Please take my dad card away if I ever miss an opportunity to say "dragons" when my kids start a sentence with "Imagine.."
September 13, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Please take my dad card away if I ever miss an opportunity to say "dragons" when my kids start a sentence with "Imagine.."
My son mispronouncing demogorgon led to this awesome creation. #StrangerThings
April 8, 2025 at 2:34 AM
My son mispronouncing demogorgon led to this awesome creation. #StrangerThings
Probably not a good sign that I never got around to registering for my company's Understanding Motivation and Procrastination webinar.
March 6, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Probably not a good sign that I never got around to registering for my company's Understanding Motivation and Procrastination webinar.
We change things for the future. We can teach our kids a better way. I'm starting this with mine and I urge you to do the same. Let's call it a Double V. I mean look at it: W. It's clearly two V's.
February 14, 2025 at 1:26 AM
We change things for the future. We can teach our kids a better way. I'm starting this with mine and I urge you to do the same. Let's call it a Double V. I mean look at it: W. It's clearly two V's.
It was a lot easier to get to the bottom of who broke the toilet seat before we had four kids.
February 2, 2025 at 3:09 AM
It was a lot easier to get to the bottom of who broke the toilet seat before we had four kids.
There needs to be a hand signal you can use at restaurants that means "don't tell me thanks for coming because I'm just running back out to my car to grab something I forgot."
December 29, 2024 at 2:43 AM
There needs to be a hand signal you can use at restaurants that means "don't tell me thanks for coming because I'm just running back out to my car to grab something I forgot."
TV series intro creators: I do actually watch the intro all the way through the first time before I start skipping it.
December 26, 2024 at 10:11 PM
TV series intro creators: I do actually watch the intro all the way through the first time before I start skipping it.
How do you plead to the charge of saving dozens of #RocketLeague match replays as if you would ever look at a single one again?
Uh, guilty, your Honor.
Uh, guilty, your Honor.
December 21, 2024 at 8:57 AM
How do you plead to the charge of saving dozens of #RocketLeague match replays as if you would ever look at a single one again?
Uh, guilty, your Honor.
Uh, guilty, your Honor.
Can someone tell me why Caps Lock is where it is on the keyboard? I'm not sure if my left pinky is fatter than it should be, but I'm hitting that bad boy way too often. Just looking for a capital A and I randomly start shouting. #keyboardcomplaints
December 20, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Can someone tell me why Caps Lock is where it is on the keyboard? I'm not sure if my left pinky is fatter than it should be, but I'm hitting that bad boy way too often. Just looking for a capital A and I randomly start shouting. #keyboardcomplaints
My problem w/ #DuneProphecy is how similar everything looks to modern Dune while being set 10,000 years apart. Think of how different people dressed 200 years ago. How transportation & technology have changed. 10,000 is a ridiculous amount of years. Things should be vaaaastly different.
December 20, 2024 at 5:52 AM
My problem w/ #DuneProphecy is how similar everything looks to modern Dune while being set 10,000 years apart. Think of how different people dressed 200 years ago. How transportation & technology have changed. 10,000 is a ridiculous amount of years. Things should be vaaaastly different.
We've reached that time of year where it feels like Christmas morning to me every day. Mainly due to the fact I'm opening boxes and am surprised by what's inside because I can't remember what I've ordered from Amazon at 2:00 AM.
December 19, 2024 at 7:53 PM
We've reached that time of year where it feels like Christmas morning to me every day. Mainly due to the fact I'm opening boxes and am surprised by what's inside because I can't remember what I've ordered from Amazon at 2:00 AM.
Wife: The battery detector has started beeping.
Me: I'll see if we have any 9V batteries.
Wife: If that's even what it wants.
Me: Uh, I don't think it has a long list of desires.
Me: I'll see if we have any 9V batteries.
Wife: If that's even what it wants.
Me: Uh, I don't think it has a long list of desires.
December 18, 2024 at 10:00 PM
Wife: The battery detector has started beeping.
Me: I'll see if we have any 9V batteries.
Wife: If that's even what it wants.
Me: Uh, I don't think it has a long list of desires.
Me: I'll see if we have any 9V batteries.
Wife: If that's even what it wants.
Me: Uh, I don't think it has a long list of desires.
Why am I never win-the-lottery lucky, but always wife-walks-into-the-room-during-the-one-boob-shot-of-the-whole-show unlucky?
December 17, 2024 at 3:06 AM
Why am I never win-the-lottery lucky, but always wife-walks-into-the-room-during-the-one-boob-shot-of-the-whole-show unlucky?
Writing copy for the back of video game cases sure has gotten easier.
December 16, 2024 at 4:24 AM
Writing copy for the back of video game cases sure has gotten easier.
I could. It was Legos.
December 15, 2024 at 5:17 AM
I could. It was Legos.
Every time I go to a restaurant I'm glad I don't work there. According to the sign in the bathroom, employees have to wash their hands.
December 14, 2024 at 3:56 AM
Every time I go to a restaurant I'm glad I don't work there. According to the sign in the bathroom, employees have to wash their hands.
Went to take out the trash and this guy scared the crap out of me. I tried to check to see if he was ok, but he kept asking me who I was talking about.
December 11, 2024 at 3:46 AM
Went to take out the trash and this guy scared the crap out of me. I tried to check to see if he was ok, but he kept asking me who I was talking about.
Encourage your kids to have imaginary friends. It will make birthday parties so much easier.
December 10, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Encourage your kids to have imaginary friends. It will make birthday parties so much easier.
Wasn't pretty, but the #Chiefs did it again. #stillnotbuyinganewmagnet
December 9, 2024 at 4:51 AM
Wasn't pretty, but the #Chiefs did it again. #stillnotbuyinganewmagnet
Me thinking I can get up, get ready and out the door in 10 minutes.
Cut to 5 minutes later and I'm still peeing.
Cut to 5 minutes later and I'm still peeing.
December 8, 2024 at 3:04 PM
Me thinking I can get up, get ready and out the door in 10 minutes.
Cut to 5 minutes later and I'm still peeing.
Cut to 5 minutes later and I'm still peeing.
My daughter was given an odd three-pronged fork at a restaurant.
Dgtr: What's this?
Me: *picks up a normal fork*
Well, this is a fork.
*picks up the odd fork*
And this is a threek.
*All nearby tables burst out laughing as the head of the local Dad Jokes Alliance walks by and high fives me*
Dgtr: What's this?
Me: *picks up a normal fork*
Well, this is a fork.
*picks up the odd fork*
And this is a threek.
*All nearby tables burst out laughing as the head of the local Dad Jokes Alliance walks by and high fives me*
December 7, 2024 at 4:36 AM
My daughter was given an odd three-pronged fork at a restaurant.
Dgtr: What's this?
Me: *picks up a normal fork*
Well, this is a fork.
*picks up the odd fork*
And this is a threek.
*All nearby tables burst out laughing as the head of the local Dad Jokes Alliance walks by and high fives me*
Dgtr: What's this?
Me: *picks up a normal fork*
Well, this is a fork.
*picks up the odd fork*
And this is a threek.
*All nearby tables burst out laughing as the head of the local Dad Jokes Alliance walks by and high fives me*
You know how as you get older there are certain frequencies you can go longer hear? At some point my wife lost the ability to hear the microwave beeping.
December 5, 2024 at 11:25 PM
You know how as you get older there are certain frequencies you can go longer hear? At some point my wife lost the ability to hear the microwave beeping.
I could never get away with a serious crime. My 2008 Dodge Caliber is slowly rusting away and I leave bits of it everywhere I go.
December 5, 2024 at 3:32 AM
I could never get away with a serious crime. My 2008 Dodge Caliber is slowly rusting away and I leave bits of it everywhere I go.
Viewfinder
Cyberpunk 2077
Hogwarts Legacy
Games I'm currently playing, yes, but also #gameswhereyoucanpetthecat
Cyberpunk 2077
Hogwarts Legacy
Games I'm currently playing, yes, but also #gameswhereyoucanpetthecat
December 4, 2024 at 5:09 AM
Viewfinder
Cyberpunk 2077
Hogwarts Legacy
Games I'm currently playing, yes, but also #gameswhereyoucanpetthecat
Cyberpunk 2077
Hogwarts Legacy
Games I'm currently playing, yes, but also #gameswhereyoucanpetthecat
From the title-picker-outers behind Snakes on a Plane comes the groundbreaking new game:
December 3, 2024 at 10:57 PM
From the title-picker-outers behind Snakes on a Plane comes the groundbreaking new game: