Jason R Spicer
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Jason R Spicer
@jayrayspicer.bsky.social
Born in 1961. Kinda over it by 1973.

Unimpressed by:
- Mornings
- Coffee
- The absence of coffee
- Sardines on pizza

Fond of:
- Dogs
- Cats
- Raccoons
- Possums (yeah, I don't care if there's an o' or not)
- Corvids
- Pineapple on pizza
"Cheney wasn't even close to evil enough," says Piggy.
November 21, 2025 at 5:22 PM
These generations are fuuuuuuucked up. And I'm 63.
August 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I've been extremely dubious of AI's value proposition, but now it's just a creepy cult. This was on my Windows login screen today. "Join us. Join us! AI loves you. AI is your everything! Don't be left out. Joooin us!"

Hey, maybe if they offered a free personality test.

Seems a little desperate.
July 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Just a couple of rape enthusiasts bonding over their enthusiasm for rape.
July 14, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Hey, wanna see how the US oligarchy sees you? Here's a handy exercise, coming soon to a tax / citizenship form near you!
July 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Hey look! Despite completely cratering in the last couple months, TSLA is up strongly today on the news that Musk is stepping back from DOGE so he can focus on fucking up his companies more. I guess fucking up the federal government is just a hobby.
April 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Attention Earth laborers:
March 31, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Lol. Never let anyone convince you that Wall Street analysts know what they're doing. Stock valuations are mostly mass psychology and wishful thinking.
March 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Astounding this didn't happen right after Election Day. It's pure nonsense that markets are excellent prognosticators. They're super-duper just not. They are a kind of psychological barometer, and little more. Only wishful thinking has buoyed markets this far into Trump's treasonous assault.
March 10, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Libertarians are 100% full of shit that government is always more wasteful than private enterprise. When I ordered a copy of my birth certificate ten years ago directly from the county health department, they charged me $25. That price has not increased at all, as you can see in the image.
February 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I made this update to Maslow's Hierarchy a while back. I think it explains things pretty well. Conservatism stunts people.
February 26, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I bought this inexpensive pocket-sized knife sharpener / survival tool. One of its features is a flint for starting fires. The instructions for that begin with a general description of fire. I suspect most people know what fire is, but thanks.
February 1, 2025 at 1:41 AM
So close to getting the point.

"...millions of Americans who suffered as a result of the decisions made by his industry and the company he oversaw."

Try "millions of Americans who are extorted and murdered by his industry and his company."

www.vox.com/future-perfe...
December 8, 2024 at 9:38 PM
If you've seen this dog, you may be eligible for compensation.
November 23, 2024 at 6:36 PM
My social media evolution, past, present, and...future?
November 16, 2024 at 8:23 PM