what are you gonna do? turn us straight?

falling to my knees. crying on the floor. rocking back and forth because hetbert will never exist 😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

they replied and made me director. im gonna make him so heterosexual

fine then. *un-yaois your feed*

ceviche mentioned!!

no one. im on floor as i type this

what if the real umbert sees the posters and shows up at your door. what then

does umbert actually is gay?

like.. poly?

im gonna throw them into the ocean so i can turn the fish emo. (jk im gonna save it for the next shop drop, but i have no idea when that's gonna be)

and thank you again for making my first shop experience a positive one! i'm very grateful to everyone who bought my charms, took pictures of them to share online, wrote kind words about my designs, shared my posts, and shook the shit out of these emo losers. i'm happy my silly charms made you smile

i'm not sure when i'll open up shop again. i'm going through some Big Life Changes™️ right now and can't promise an exact date. but hopefully soon!

i've already started making donations back to the show. thanks to all of you, i'll be donating $40 via patreon over the course of the next few months. 15% of all sales until closing will be added to the donation total