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jay "pokemon guy" 9 sighting (real)
@jaypg9.bsky.social
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i'm the guy who's on the internet sometimes. and also i do art
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mozart's been real quiet since this one dropped
A screenshot of an album titled ULTRAKILL: INFINITE HYPERDEATH, by Claude Debussy. Allegedly.
September 4, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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A poster for Weekend at Bernie's. Two young men in casual wear hold up a third, older man, who is clearly just hungover and definitely not deceased.
August 30, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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it looks like kelp!
A picture of seaweed underwater.
August 26, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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sketch i liked. ultrakill ost goes crazy
A digital sketch of a monster's head with stylized blood dripping from its neck. Words underneath read "Ch. 2: Chord of the Crooked Saints."
August 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Boy Deployed
A simplified pixel sprite of Guzma overlaid on a road map.
August 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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final shiny cetoddle count: i needed to export multiple boxes to pokemon home because they were clogging my PC.
A picture of a shiny Cetitan - a Pokemon shaped like a cartoon whale with two stumpy legs. It is dark grey with a lighter underside and red marks around its eyes. Its nickname reads "Jhen Mohran," referencing a Monster Hunter creature.
August 2, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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anglerfish
Screenshot of the rightmost panel in the original post. A rough anglerfish drawing has been superimposed on top.
July 27, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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sarcosuchus (sarcosuchus) #thingthursday
A photograph of a dull yellow crocodile toy. It has a bulbous snout, green eyes and irregular dark patches on its body.
July 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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jurassic movie the one with the evil fucked up scary mutant dinosaurs (a man in sunglasses leans over and whispers something in my ear) what do you mean we already did that one. uhhhh. ok so this one has EVILER and MORE FUCKED UP mutant dinosaurs
A vague sketch of a six-limbed creature with a bulbous head sitting on the ground and smiling vacantly. Text reads "affront to god and nature."
July 7, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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🫵 mite sighting?!
A grainy, zoomed in crop of the bug photo, highlighting a small reddish brown dot on its head (ostensibly a mite).
July 3, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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the minotaur
A dark hallway. There's something in it.
July 3, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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#makeaterriblecomicday2025
staying up to date
A poorly drawn four-panel comic. An anthropomorphic something-or-other asks a man in a lab coat "hey can i get uhhhhhh covid shot." The man says "lemme check." He starts matrix hacking on a computer, then says "ya". The creature gets its booster shot (largely obscured with a stock explosion gif). Blocky text in the corner reads "BOOSTED" in all caps.
June 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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art fight
A screenshot of an Art Fight userpage. Username is listed as 'kommo-o'. The profile text reads "fosil" in bold orange font. Three ambiguous gifs are visible along the bottom, mostly cropped out of frame.
June 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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deltarune again (different guy this time)
Rough digital sketches of a cardboard action figure box with small arms and legs poking out through holes torn in the sides and bottom. Pictured standing, posing and falling over.
June 16, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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straight up smells like spiders in here bro
A digital sketch of a spiderlike creature made of electronic parts. Its body resembles a game controller.
June 9, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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look at my miniboss duo bro i'm fucking cooked 😭
A rough digital sketch of two characters. One is an anthropomorphic multitool with a knifeblade for a face. The other is a rolled-up mat, drawn as though dancing.
June 9, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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[oc] go in the dark world. go in the deltarune
A digital sketch of a character based on a multitool of some kind. He has a knifeblade for a head and a "ponytail" made from a small pair of scissors.
June 8, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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oh my god you guys watch out it's going to get us AUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
A photo of a beluga whale with its mouth open.
June 2, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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i like this fly a lot
A crudely assembled photo collage. A dog with a mysterious expression strikes a fly with a baseball bat, comically compressing its head into an oblong like a Tom and Jerry bit.
June 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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A crude sketch of the same dinosaur, teary-eyed. Caption reads "born in a wet cardboard box."
June 2, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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really appreciate that the latest jurassic film's big bad scary evil dinosaur that loves KILLING and BLOOD and VIOLENCE and BEING NASTY is this funny beluga beast
A cropped screenshot of a toy dinosaur. It has sharp interlocking teeth, orange eyes and a bulbous forehead like that of a cetacean.
June 2, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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if they weren't cowards and/or beholden to the whims of suits and ties whose conception of media starts and ends at "appeal to every demographic to make all the lines go up as fast as possible" they would've canonized ultimasaurus 4 films ago
May 23, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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the dread emissary of entropy, predictor of all possible futures, under whose watchful eye our reality slides ever closer to the long dark at the end of time (bad at it, strong opinions on HGTV renovation shows, lost his contact lens)
May 20, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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scrimblo bimblo the lovable scrunko
A digital sketch of a snarling creature. It has a mane of tentacles, a sharklike head and spiny fins on its arms. A digital sketch of a creature. Delicate threads wrap from its fingers in a loosely circular pattern towards an indeterminate point in space. Surrounded by the threads is a stylized butterfly with an eye on each of its wings. Caption reads "butterfly effect".
May 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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simon (simon)
a rough, low-angle sketch of a person walking down a street with heavily exaggerated and stylized perspective. the subject appears unaware that there's some kind of Creature behind him.
May 4, 2025 at 5:12 AM