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Jay Orsi
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My spirit animal was taken away by animal control. Professional smartass. #arpx junkie. Blue dot in a red state.
You may be dingle, but apparently I’m…Septic?
November 8, 2025 at 6:52 AM
C'mon Arkansas! The filing deadline is Wednesday at Noon. Only 16 of 81 seats state house seats and 3 of 13 state senate seats currently held by Republicans are being challenged by Dems so far. Contact @will_watson if you want to #RunForSomething #arpx
November 8, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Deleted outtake from Pete Hegseth’s ride along.
October 23, 2025 at 12:34 PM
No Kings in Little Rock
October 18, 2025 at 4:53 PM
The data is clear. Voting for Tom Cotton will give your child autism.
September 23, 2025 at 1:32 PM
PSA: I just want to remind everyone to STOP EATING CHEESE before it causes you to have an untimely death in your sleep!

Eat Tylenol instead.

#CorrelationIsNotCausation
September 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Couldn't resist...
September 8, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Voting in Trump’s America.
August 18, 2025 at 6:14 PM
“They asked me for my license plate.”

Trump knows the most about voting.
August 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I’ll probably have to go to the Ministry of Machine Sensitivity for training a decade from now…
August 11, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Saw Weapons last night - EXCELLENT movie!

It’s no spoiler to say that I’m not sure if I can keep my vegetable peeler. #IfYouKnowYouKnow
August 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Is French the Hill you want to die on? Chris is the change Arkansas needs, because sometimes it DOES take a rocket scientist. Let’s get a rep who does more than rename post offices. It takes money to win, so chip in.

secure.actblue.com/donate/chris...
August 6, 2025 at 12:52 PM
The U.S. currently imports the following from Russia:

27% of all palladium used in the U.S.
20% of enriched uranium for U.S. nuclear power.
14% of US fertilizer supply.

Trump threatens to double the price of those with 100% TACO tariff in 50 days?

So…this is our tactic?
July 14, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Show your photoshop skills.

This sign is in Searcy County, AR where the poverty rate is 24.5%, 20% receive SNAP benefits, 21.1% are on Medicare, 5.8% have no health insurance, 26.6% are disabled, 25.7% are 65 or older, per capita income is $22,545, and 85.4% voted for Trump.
July 11, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Wouldn’t cover the first payment.
July 3, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I bet we sell an astonishing number of large engine vehicles to Vietnam. Their roads are narrower, and at $360 USD/month average income, and with only 9% of households owning a vehicle, That astonishing number will probably be like…12.
July 2, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Our government is broken. Politicians have to resign in order to do the job they were elected to do.

Tillis: “I look forward to having the pure freedom to call the balls and strikes as I see fit and representing the great people of North Carolina to the best of my ability."
June 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
BUT WAIT!!! THERE’S MOOOORE!!!

Looks like it confused Ballotpedia. They could have sworn that address meant he was running in Virginia and not Arkansas!
May 2, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Who does this guy think he is, Tom Cotton? Puts Virginia address on candidacy form to run in Arkansas...
May 2, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The incompetence is strong with that one.
April 24, 2025 at 3:48 AM
April 21, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Everyone staying in the market for Black Monday be like…
April 7, 2025 at 1:13 PM
And the winner is:
April 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
First they didn’t check their data and put a tariff on penguins, then they didn’t even do the math right. No wonder the Dow dropped like a rock.

www.aei.org/economics/pr...
April 5, 2025 at 5:49 AM
The Dow… SO. MUCH. WINNING.
April 4, 2025 at 2:52 PM