who needs new culture shit, there’s already so much culture to catch up on!

we’re having so much fun yucking it up with him on the campaign trail it’s easy to forget he’d like to murder anyone he suspects of stealing a candy bar! that’s life in the city that never sleeps!

Breaking: election fever is spreading! Almost every town in New York has declared today “Election Day”, appear to already have “voting centers” geared up and ready to go. More on this as it develops

we yearn for the days when a team of soulless hacks put together a marketing campaign to sell us on the new Star Wars Burger King crossover promotional burger. Now of days the computer makes a picture of Darth Vader flying a whopper shaped space ship and calls it a day

also means it’s almost time for me to start making it a regular part of my vocabulary for maximum irritation value

system hitter