Turd Furgeson
@jaymofrackintee.bsky.social
I’m tired. I hate most people. My back hurts. Can be found drinking box wine. Cartoons are life.
Why not try out your crowd work? He is basically just refining his tight five. Not like he occupies a serious position or anything.
December 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Why not try out your crowd work? He is basically just refining his tight five. Not like he occupies a serious position or anything.
Those sniffles tho. My guy hoovered some of the good schneef. Don jr must be in town.
December 18, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Those sniffles tho. My guy hoovered some of the good schneef. Don jr must be in town.
Imagine going through ALL those weeks of SEVERE police training just to become a bathroom attendant. At least they get to play army outside the toilets, I guess. Dreams do come true.
December 16, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Imagine going through ALL those weeks of SEVERE police training just to become a bathroom attendant. At least they get to play army outside the toilets, I guess. Dreams do come true.
Welcome to Costco. I love you.
December 9, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Welcome to Costco. I love you.
I’ll bet he’s been crushing some loads.
November 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I’ll bet he’s been crushing some loads.
The wife and I are also enjoying our first eggnog of the season with bourbon, as is tradition in the south. Cheers!
November 15, 2025 at 2:07 AM
The wife and I are also enjoying our first eggnog of the season with bourbon, as is tradition in the south. Cheers!
This is what happens when you allow your doddering old grandad to snort Sudafed.
November 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
This is what happens when you allow your doddering old grandad to snort Sudafed.
Why does she look like Billy Bob Thornton in Slingblade in that picture? 😂
November 1, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Why does she look like Billy Bob Thornton in Slingblade in that picture? 😂
This is what people who rent furniture think is fancy.
November 1, 2025 at 1:16 PM
This is what people who rent furniture think is fancy.
Republicans have no bottom. It’s just corruption all the way down.
September 25, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Republicans have no bottom. It’s just corruption all the way down.
It’s almost like we’ve seen this before?
September 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
It’s almost like we’ve seen this before?
From DNC approved candidates, yes. And the good ol’ DNC will be sure to support the oldest and most-willing to toe the line while torpedoing the candidates that want to change the party. Gotta keep the old guard in place. They’ll certainly change things for the better THIS TIME, right?
September 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
From DNC approved candidates, yes. And the good ol’ DNC will be sure to support the oldest and most-willing to toe the line while torpedoing the candidates that want to change the party. Gotta keep the old guard in place. They’ll certainly change things for the better THIS TIME, right?
Exactly! What we are currently doing isn’t working at all, so DON’T CHANGE A THING! I’m excited to see what limp, dead weight, do-nothing 75 year-old they prop up for election next! bLuE wAvE!!!
spongebob squarepants is wearing a hat with an anchor on it and is walking on the beach .
ALT: spongebob squarepants is wearing a hat with an anchor on it and is walking on the beach .
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September 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Exactly! What we are currently doing isn’t working at all, so DON’T CHANGE A THING! I’m excited to see what limp, dead weight, do-nothing 75 year-old they prop up for election next! bLuE wAvE!!!
😂 I did the exact same thing
September 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
😂 I did the exact same thing
There’s no bottom of the barrel for these GOP people. Always the victims, never themselves to blame. Rules for thee, not for me. Every accusation is an admission of guilt.
September 19, 2025 at 7:47 PM
There’s no bottom of the barrel for these GOP people. Always the victims, never themselves to blame. Rules for thee, not for me. Every accusation is an admission of guilt.
Telling on that reporter won’t keep his weird cotton candy hair from further thinning. That shit is getting WISPY.
September 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Telling on that reporter won’t keep his weird cotton candy hair from further thinning. That shit is getting WISPY.
I’d watch out, man. That guy seems SUPER tough. 😂
September 15, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I’d watch out, man. That guy seems SUPER tough. 😂
If you mean win like playing a pigeon at chess who knocks over all the pieces and then defecates on the board, then yes. He won a lot.
September 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
If you mean win like playing a pigeon at chess who knocks over all the pieces and then defecates on the board, then yes. He won a lot.
We have no obligation to feel sad for a person that likely would cheer our deaths.
September 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
We have no obligation to feel sad for a person that likely would cheer our deaths.
The short answer is yes.
September 10, 2025 at 10:06 PM
The short answer is yes.
And nothing of value was lost.
September 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
And nothing of value was lost.
You’re a turd, JD.
August 28, 2025 at 11:31 PM
You’re a turd, JD.
You fucking suck balls, JD.
August 28, 2025 at 11:28 PM
You fucking suck balls, JD.