You omitted the fact that he got fired. What's $20k when you have no other income?

Also the bit where they'll kill you.

One of my Christmas presents referenced one of my other Christmas presents.

Why streaming is broken.

Ex Libris, whose headquarters are in Jerusalem, has condemned the Hamas terrorist attack on Israel.

They have not condemned the systematic destruction of schools, universities, libraries, archives, or lives in Palestine.

I know librarians whose jobs have been threated because they did so.

This you?

(One of this, anyway.)

What a metaphor for the upcoming administration.

The "Inside Out" characters in my head

I mean they already have muppets

Tell me, Google AI Overview:
Who, exactly, praised Tommy Lee Jones' performance in Sling Blade?

Stop being relevant, J.R.R. Tolkien.

Me, when asked for just one favorite movie from 1987.

1987 has an unfair rate of good movies to pick from.

When Mary Lennox was sent to Misselthwaite Manor to live with her uncle everybody said she was the most disagreeable-looking child ever seen. And then the murders began.