Jay Marose
@jaymarose.bsky.social
PR. Boy Band & Reality Show insider book coming. Typos are voice to text. Apologies, cartilage is precious. Muted k words.
Me: My mother says you remind her of me.
DHP: How awful for you!
DHP: How awful for you!
November 25, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Me: My mother says you remind her of me.
DHP: How awful for you!
DHP: How awful for you!
Explains why Sweet Peas usual mew sounded more like “oy oy oy” this morning.
November 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Explains why Sweet Peas usual mew sounded more like “oy oy oy” this morning.
Podcast world, no, I 100% am not interested in anything you recommend.
Kris Jenner? Murder, domestic violence, levels of psychosis to ignore her spouse and pimp your daughters sex tape?
I missed the redemption. The kids made the word “viral,” extra meta.
No pimps or gurus, please.
Kris Jenner? Murder, domestic violence, levels of psychosis to ignore her spouse and pimp your daughters sex tape?
I missed the redemption. The kids made the word “viral,” extra meta.
No pimps or gurus, please.
November 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Podcast world, no, I 100% am not interested in anything you recommend.
Kris Jenner? Murder, domestic violence, levels of psychosis to ignore her spouse and pimp your daughters sex tape?
I missed the redemption. The kids made the word “viral,” extra meta.
No pimps or gurus, please.
Kris Jenner? Murder, domestic violence, levels of psychosis to ignore her spouse and pimp your daughters sex tape?
I missed the redemption. The kids made the word “viral,” extra meta.
No pimps or gurus, please.
Sweet Pea would like an oreo, please.
November 21, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Sweet Pea would like an oreo, please.
Is he lactating or is this left from his hillbilly days?
November 21, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Is he lactating or is this left from his hillbilly days?
The world is being USAToday’d; “the only paper not afraid to tell it like it is. ‘Everything is just fine.’”
November 20, 2025 at 11:54 PM
The world is being USAToday’d; “the only paper not afraid to tell it like it is. ‘Everything is just fine.’”
There should be a game show like 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon, but for posts that start in one world and end in another.
Blancmange would be a great name for it. How many skeets from mRNA vaccines to blancmange? Go!
Blancmange would be a great name for it. How many skeets from mRNA vaccines to blancmange? Go!
November 20, 2025 at 4:32 PM
There should be a game show like 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon, but for posts that start in one world and end in another.
Blancmange would be a great name for it. How many skeets from mRNA vaccines to blancmange? Go!
Blancmange would be a great name for it. How many skeets from mRNA vaccines to blancmange? Go!
I dont have the Danbury Letter handy. How about a The Treaty of Tripoli?
November 20, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I dont have the Danbury Letter handy. How about a The Treaty of Tripoli?
My boss agrees. But its 1am and she has slept in the same spot for 13 hours today. So Sweet Pea might not be aware of “Wednesday.”
November 19, 2025 at 9:09 AM
My boss agrees. But its 1am and she has slept in the same spot for 13 hours today. So Sweet Pea might not be aware of “Wednesday.”
Sweet Pea hates fascists.
November 15, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Sweet Pea hates fascists.
Theres a Simpsons for that.
When Homer becomes personal assistant to Alec Baldwin & Kim Basinger.
When Homer becomes personal assistant to Alec Baldwin & Kim Basinger.
November 15, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Theres a Simpsons for that.
When Homer becomes personal assistant to Alec Baldwin & Kim Basinger.
When Homer becomes personal assistant to Alec Baldwin & Kim Basinger.
Substitute bacon and we’re in.
November 14, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Substitute bacon and we’re in.
Forget vaccines, the extension & eyelash glue, hair dye, botox and fillers are all applied directly to the face, brain and mouth.
Throw some money and deserved criticism in, bing bang boom youre whooping it up at mal a lago.
Throw some money and deserved criticism in, bing bang boom youre whooping it up at mal a lago.
November 14, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Forget vaccines, the extension & eyelash glue, hair dye, botox and fillers are all applied directly to the face, brain and mouth.
Throw some money and deserved criticism in, bing bang boom youre whooping it up at mal a lago.
Throw some money and deserved criticism in, bing bang boom youre whooping it up at mal a lago.
Current: And Sharon absolutely despised Trump. Remember during W, Oz got ish for a single image in War Pigs video during the live show.
She maintained that she invented celebrity reality tv.
She maintained that she invented celebrity reality tv.
November 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Current: And Sharon absolutely despised Trump. Remember during W, Oz got ish for a single image in War Pigs video during the live show.
She maintained that she invented celebrity reality tv.
She maintained that she invented celebrity reality tv.
Comes in 6 or 12 string.
November 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Comes in 6 or 12 string.
Channeling my inner Scorsese / Sorvino over here.
November 12, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Channeling my inner Scorsese / Sorvino over here.
Everythings just fine. That michelle obama is still at it.
November 12, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Everythings just fine. That michelle obama is still at it.
Mrs Bozo can play a time doctor who inherits the technology after her much older married husband mysteriously dies in a rocket crash that brings back the dead.
Loosely based on Denise Richards scientist portrayals and owes a debt to Dr Monica Demonico, the neurosurgeon.
Loosely based on Denise Richards scientist portrayals and owes a debt to Dr Monica Demonico, the neurosurgeon.
November 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Mrs Bozo can play a time doctor who inherits the technology after her much older married husband mysteriously dies in a rocket crash that brings back the dead.
Loosely based on Denise Richards scientist portrayals and owes a debt to Dr Monica Demonico, the neurosurgeon.
Loosely based on Denise Richards scientist portrayals and owes a debt to Dr Monica Demonico, the neurosurgeon.
There is no excuse to be on twitter or facebook. Youre funding domestic political violence.
November 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
There is no excuse to be on twitter or facebook. Youre funding domestic political violence.
A drug deal broken up by 2 LAPD that the 3 of us witnessed from the roof steps off of Hollywood Blvd. Grew up in suburban chicago, saw 1 dead body in the street as a teen.
Saw 5 in LA in 6mos. Got shot at once. Found a bag of belongings to homeless man living in our laundry room with loaded 9mm.
Saw 5 in LA in 6mos. Got shot at once. Found a bag of belongings to homeless man living in our laundry room with loaded 9mm.
November 9, 2025 at 1:56 AM
A drug deal broken up by 2 LAPD that the 3 of us witnessed from the roof steps off of Hollywood Blvd. Grew up in suburban chicago, saw 1 dead body in the street as a teen.
Saw 5 in LA in 6mos. Got shot at once. Found a bag of belongings to homeless man living in our laundry room with loaded 9mm.
Saw 5 in LA in 6mos. Got shot at once. Found a bag of belongings to homeless man living in our laundry room with loaded 9mm.
Describe your cat's personality with one photo.
November 9, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Describe your cat's personality with one photo.
We send love. Sweet Pea just hogs the camera. Take her example, take long paws this weekend.
November 8, 2025 at 5:37 AM
We send love. Sweet Pea just hogs the camera. Take her example, take long paws this weekend.