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Memphis. Dad. Software Engineer. Orthodox Christian ☦. Violin. Amateur Radio Operator.
How do you type with boxing gloves on?
November 2, 2025 at 10:26 PM
return match(true) {
...
};

would be better for that case.
November 1, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Interesting. There's also `rawValue()` (bypass any casts on the column) and `soleValue()` (ensure there is exactly one record in the results). I kind of like the other method better for readability, though.

api.laravel.com/docs/12.x//I...
Illuminate\Database\Query\Builder | Laravel API
api.laravel.com
October 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Medbeds cause autism.
September 28, 2025 at 12:45 PM
That's a rock fact!
September 13, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Not defending him in any way, but he posted that at 9:54 Eastern time.
September 1, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Smaller executive, larger legislative. The government would do less, but have more people (and a more representative set of people) deciding what to do.
August 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
It's blocking me in Tennessee on my home network. Using mobile data works. Can you make it not block me?
August 23, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I can't believe you guys are taking over people's phones to mine socks for your little sock club!
August 20, 2025 at 3:52 PM
August 5, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Offshore wind farms are so ugly. Beaches should look like God intended... dotted with oil rigs.
August 2, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I feel like @inaturalist.bsky.social should be tagged here...
July 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
"I remember the newspapers dying like huge moths. No one wanted them back. No one missed them. And the Government, seeing how advantageous it was to have people reading only about passionate lips and the fist in the stomach, circled the situation with your fire-eaters."

-Fahrenheit 451
June 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Hotmail was HoTMaiL.
May 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Braves fan here. I covered my eyes for the replay, but I was hoping for a catch call as well.
May 6, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump)
truthsocial.com
May 3, 2025 at 3:02 AM
"Woe is me! Now am I destroyed utterly, Hell cried out, and thus he spoke to Death: See, the man from Nazareth has shaken the lower world, and cutting open my belly he has called a lifeless corpse and raised it up."

-Some choice verses from the Canon of Lazarus for Lazarus Saturday.
April 12, 2025 at 4:53 AM
From what I can tell, there's one in Memphis next weekend. Plus, this picture is definitely AI generated. facebook.com/events/s/han...
Hands Off! Memphis Fights Back
Event in Memphis, TN by Indivisible Memphis on Saturday, April 12 2025 with 303 people interested and 92 people going. 8 posts in the discussion.
facebook.com
April 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
There's this, but I don't know what the current status is. www.fws.gov/media/easter...
Eastern North Carolina Red Wolf Population: Release Plan 2024-2025
www.fws.gov
April 1, 2025 at 4:27 AM
These videos are literally some of the best content in the Internet. So well made, informative, and interesting.
March 28, 2025 at 4:32 AM