@martycricket.bsky.social thou look just the right age to get a Vendean resistance tattoo.
September 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
@martycricket.bsky.social thou look just the right age to get a Vendean resistance tattoo.
@martycricket.bsky.social sorry Durham are going to lose, I'm off to get a ducal coronet tattooed on my forehead in their honour (not really, middle age dunt take).
September 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
@martycricket.bsky.social sorry Durham are going to lose, I'm off to get a ducal coronet tattooed on my forehead in their honour (not really, middle age dunt take).
@martycricket.bsky.social I ended up getting a wee tricolour Phrygian Cap on my inner arm so no one could doubt my lefty credentials (leave me alone, I were 14).
September 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
@martycricket.bsky.social I ended up getting a wee tricolour Phrygian Cap on my inner arm so no one could doubt my lefty credentials (leave me alone, I were 14).
@martycricket.bsky.social the age were not the issue (France were the wild west for British teenagers in the early '90s, think flick combs) I already had a couple, the Nazism definably was.
September 5, 2025 at 7:23 PM
@martycricket.bsky.social the age were not the issue (France were the wild west for British teenagers in the early '90s, think flick combs) I already had a couple, the Nazism definably was.
@martycricket.bsky.social As a teenager I spent two mint weeks in the Vendée. I thought I'd get a Vendeian resistance tattoo because, well, I were 14 and thought it were cool. It were politely but firmly pointed out to me that it'd be the equivalent of a swastika. Ta for that Loire tattooists.
September 5, 2025 at 6:52 PM
@martycricket.bsky.social As a teenager I spent two mint weeks in the Vendée. I thought I'd get a Vendeian resistance tattoo because, well, I were 14 and thought it were cool. It were politely but firmly pointed out to me that it'd be the equivalent of a swastika. Ta for that Loire tattooists.
@kevinhowells.bsky.social how precarious is thou job due to your constant apologies for social violation?
August 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
@kevinhowells.bsky.social how precarious is thou job due to your constant apologies for social violation?
@kevinhowells.bsky.social I remember when you gave the script for the broadcast. It reminded me of when I were a primary school teacher.
August 19, 2025 at 3:28 PM
@kevinhowells.bsky.social I remember when you gave the script for the broadcast. It reminded me of when I were a primary school teacher.
@jonathandoidge.bsky.social only old enough for the sixty minute versions, loved the senile hatreds.
July 29, 2025 at 11:46 AM
@jonathandoidge.bsky.social only old enough for the sixty minute versions, loved the senile hatreds.
@garynaylor85.bsky.social I have never seen any play you've reviewed but I find me sen get violently defensive on principle. Never mind the woke, the Scouse whinge virus is my patellar tap test. LEAVE THE BLOCKING ALONE NAYLOR, THEY'RE TRYING THEIR BEST.
May 20, 2025 at 7:35 PM
@garynaylor85.bsky.social I have never seen any play you've reviewed but I find me sen get violently defensive on principle. Never mind the woke, the Scouse whinge virus is my patellar tap test. LEAVE THE BLOCKING ALONE NAYLOR, THEY'RE TRYING THEIR BEST.
All Sheffield Cricket peeps.... Tailenders is recording at the Crucible on July 6th. Derek and I will be there but you don't have to talk to us.
May 20, 2025 at 12:49 PM
All Sheffield Cricket peeps.... Tailenders is recording at the Crucible on July 6th. Derek and I will be there but you don't have to talk to us.
@ithilienorthend.bsky.social I don't know ye well but I know ye well enough to guess that Lego Ninja Dragons would be a pleasure not a chore.
May 20, 2025 at 2:32 AM
@ithilienorthend.bsky.social I don't know ye well but I know ye well enough to guess that Lego Ninja Dragons would be a pleasure not a chore.
@martycricket.bsky.social I feel like an utter eejit now (ducked out). Och, well, that's why God created youtube.
May 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
@martycricket.bsky.social I feel like an utter eejit now (ducked out). Och, well, that's why God created youtube.
mot messing "the Knobnomicon" made me spit the night cap.
May 19, 2025 at 11:25 PM
mot messing "the Knobnomicon" made me spit the night cap.
@martycricket.bsky.social we are all united in wishing for Surrey's failure. To be fair to Nelson, if the enemy missed a bunch of galleons with 12 pounders he probably felt safe wearing a hat.
May 19, 2025 at 2:29 PM
@martycricket.bsky.social we are all united in wishing for Surrey's failure. To be fair to Nelson, if the enemy missed a bunch of galleons with 12 pounders he probably felt safe wearing a hat.
@martycricket.bsky.social all changed balls should be replaced by Christingale oranges, let God decide.
May 19, 2025 at 2:16 PM
@martycricket.bsky.social all changed balls should be replaced by Christingale oranges, let God decide.
@martycricket.bsky.social I bet thou just looked at the crashing heliocopters and cackled with joy, you bicycling psychopath.
May 19, 2025 at 2:10 PM
@martycricket.bsky.social I bet thou just looked at the crashing heliocopters and cackled with joy, you bicycling psychopath.
@martycricket.bsky.social Always thought cycling were just tedious but now Martin has added sadism to the mix. What's up wi ye?
May 19, 2025 at 1:01 PM
@martycricket.bsky.social Always thought cycling were just tedious but now Martin has added sadism to the mix. What's up wi ye?
@messyjez.bsky.social any ETA when/if thou want to visit the post industrial hell scape ? I won't be offended if ye can't although if you go to Aberdeen and Colin lets ye ride in his helicopter my envy and rage will be Grecian.
May 11, 2025 at 2:40 PM
@messyjez.bsky.social any ETA when/if thou want to visit the post industrial hell scape ? I won't be offended if ye can't although if you go to Aberdeen and Colin lets ye ride in his helicopter my envy and rage will be Grecian.
@anniechave.bsky.social predictably my one quibble was that thou book were to positive; then I remembered that's a good thing and I'm a miserable prick 🦔🍻🏏
May 11, 2025 at 4:17 AM
@anniechave.bsky.social predictably my one quibble was that thou book were to positive; then I remembered that's a good thing and I'm a miserable prick 🦔🍻🏏
@anniechave.bsky.social House sitting, read thou book, I liked it. I left it in the loo and me Mam read a bit, said "your friend Annie can write"! I dispute that we are friends and my mother is a very odd person but you've got a fan. Everyone with IBS on Oakbrook Rd will now read the Chave opus.
May 11, 2025 at 4:12 AM
@anniechave.bsky.social House sitting, read thou book, I liked it. I left it in the loo and me Mam read a bit, said "your friend Annie can write"! I dispute that we are friends and my mother is a very odd person but you've got a fan. Everyone with IBS on Oakbrook Rd will now read the Chave opus.
@martycricket.bsky.social Shonen Knife were mint.
May 2, 2025 at 10:12 AM
@martycricket.bsky.social Shonen Knife were mint.
@martycricket.bsky.social just got in, so depressed that Brook and Root sold out to public school I'm listening to thou.
May 2, 2025 at 10:02 AM
@martycricket.bsky.social just got in, so depressed that Brook and Root sold out to public school I'm listening to thou.
@anniechave.bsky.social thou book just arrived, thankfully sans crosswords. Got me green pen out for my inevitable complaining letters to the editor.
April 26, 2025 at 8:36 PM
@anniechave.bsky.social thou book just arrived, thankfully sans crosswords. Got me green pen out for my inevitable complaining letters to the editor.
@linuxlea.bsky.social fuck this shit, I'm just getting a Pokemon taking the piss out of me. I'm off to watch Fringe (hopefully my incompetence fuelled foul mood won't impede my judgement).
April 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
@linuxlea.bsky.social fuck this shit, I'm just getting a Pokemon taking the piss out of me. I'm off to watch Fringe (hopefully my incompetence fuelled foul mood won't impede my judgement).
fucken is that hard, cunt's telling me I'm already registered and can't post. This might shock and surprise you but I might have been bombed when I first signed up and cannae remember.
April 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
fucken is that hard, cunt's telling me I'm already registered and can't post. This might shock and surprise you but I might have been bombed when I first signed up and cannae remember.