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Jay Flatiron
@jayflatiron.bsky.social
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PROUD Union carpenter. I like to build and fix. I like books and scotch, and love my kitty. NY Rangers fan. My banner is ironic.
Delay, Deny, Depose.
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Saban said Hawkeyes would play very good Defense and just enough offense. Herbstreit said it felt like a 16-12 game.

#NAILEDIT
Photo of the College Gameday picks showing everyone except the comedian guest picked the Iowa Hawkeyes over Minnesota.
October 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Broadview:
October 5, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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It's fucking amazing how bad the Internet is. I live in Iowa. I'm signed up in Iowa. YouTube TV says:
September 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Just snipers on top of a hospital watching the crowd before the Hawkeye game tonight. Great job, America.
Snipers on top of a hospital next to Kinnick stadium before the Hawkeye football game tonight.
September 13, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Screenshot from Wikipedia explaining Venezuela has the world's largest oil reserves.
September 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Fucking perfect. #IOWA
August 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Such a tight brief laying down of smack. When I need to step up, I need to think to myself, "I'm more than qualified to make the call.

I LOVE Murderbot.
Photo of "Exit Strategy: The Murderbot Diaries" Quote: "I'm the security expert. You're the humans who walk in the wrong place and get attacked by angry fauna. I have extracted living clients from situations that were less than nine percent survivable. I'm more than qualified to make that call." By Martha Wells I Love Murderbot.
August 20, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Character profile of Dom Toretto listing his birthdate as August 29, 1976.
August 7, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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When you win a giant sloth stuffy and give it to friends who are also regulars at the local for their grandkids:
Blue rainbow sloth stuffy trying not to fall asleep at a bar table. Blue Rainbow sloth with several drinks and a vape. Slightly out of focus, but it works cause sloth a lil fuzzy right now. Giant sloth stuffy with a hat saying "PUSSY POWER" sitting at a bar like he needs a drink. (He doesn't need a drink) My silly ass with a giant sloth stuffy riding on my shoulders. He's bigger than you would think.
July 24, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Joe Walsh accusing Mamdani of encouraging extremist violence. Fuck racist ass Joe Walsh.
July 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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I had to frame a 5 and 3/4 inch space today at work. Had to build a two level soffit first and this was the third level. It was 18 inches above the closest level and I couldn't touch the finish on the right in this photo. #WORK
Very narrow framing above a lower level of framing. To the right is a powder coated finish I couldn't touch.
May 8, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Hey @banditelli.org and @kimkelly.bsky.social did you know Business Agents/Representatives can't talk to their members about what to do if their job is picketed by a trade on strike? Luckily I found this:
A red card with black type describing a union worker's rights to honor a picket line. A red card with black type describing a union worker's rights to honor a picket line.
May 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Goose chasing a guy meme. In the first panel goose asks, ""A few bad apples do what?" In the second, goose is chasing a guy yelling, "A FEW BAD APPLES DO WHAT MOTHERFUCKER??"
April 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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I MET HIM!!
Me holding a skunk named Mr. Sushi. He was very sweet. He's wearing a harness and the leash goes out of frame where it is being held by his mom.
March 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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I met a skunk in Saturday. He was adorable.
Me holding a skunk. The skunk is wearing a harness and his mom is holding the leash out of frame. The skunk is a sweetie.
March 17, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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I mean...
Nick Offerman wearing a flannel shirt with a heavy denim overshot and sporting a great beard. Close up of Jack Black wearing glasses, a grey T-shirt, and sporting a great beard.
February 1, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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This seems super suspect. How you have 8600+ followers and no posts.
December 10, 2024 at 12:26 AM
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My buddy brought home his parent's vinyl, so... who knows?
October 16, 2023 at 1:26 AM
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Now we're havin' fun.
October 16, 2023 at 1:19 AM
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Theatre shit has escalated. My followspot has a laser sight. #TECH
October 7, 2023 at 4:08 PM
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This meal cost me $78 at Newark Airport. This is why Americans think the economy is terrible.
Goya's painting Saturn Devouring his Son. Image is a large, wild-eyed old man, gnawing an arm off his son, who is about one fourth the father's size. The other arm and head have already been eaten off. Mythology, folks.
September 21, 2023 at 8:59 PM
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14-0 with 7:50ish left in the first.
#HAWKBALL
September 2, 2023 at 4:31 PM
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GAMEDAY Bar Game: order a shot at kickoff. Drink shot for touchdowns. Order another shot.

It took the Hawks 48 seconds to score.
September 2, 2023 at 4:11 PM
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#WORK #MEWPS
August 29, 2023 at 7:05 PM
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Frickin lasers
August 26, 2023 at 12:46 AM