jayemmge.bsky.social
@jayemmge.bsky.social
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May 19, 2025 at 11:04 PM
When I pass into spirit, I think I'm gonna be a banshee... nothing to do but wail and cry...
May 18, 2025 at 9:57 AM
There was once a wee puss called Callie
Who liked the cat food with the jelly
She shoved it all in
Like it was a sin
Now she's got a fat little belly!
May 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
TRUTH!!!
May 8, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Reading your posts.
May 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I get really annoyed when accounts suddenly become about numbers. I usually block them soon after that happens. I'll be sad if I have to cos I've enjoyed your observations.
April 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I really like children! How do YOU cook them?
April 25, 2025 at 1:23 PM
YES!!! 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏
April 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
😄 🤣 😂 😆 😄
April 22, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Shout out to my bladder... for the same reason.
April 22, 2025 at 6:04 AM
A black or Asian pope would be great! Shame there's not a native American in the running.
April 22, 2025 at 6:04 AM
My head gets fuzzy from stress when I see a photo of JD!
April 22, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Fukn 🍆...
April 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
...here hi is, bringing home a lamb for Easter Sunday lunch...
April 21, 2025 at 3:59 PM
See... just like Bernie Sanders!

God annoints those he loves with birds.
April 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
TRUTH!!! Overwhelmed h8m with EVIL!
April 21, 2025 at 3:55 PM
An "important" tree! Who knew?
April 21, 2025 at 3:54 PM
A blink is NOT permission to touch!
April 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
EXACTLY!!!
April 16, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Thankyou! Conditions like depression and anxiety (etc) are not states of mind... they are DISEASES!

They have a biological basis in the brain, eg, smaller hypothalamus, enlarged amygdala.
April 16, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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April 15, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Thankyou, you pair of LEGENDS!!! ❤️ 💙 💜 💖 💗 💘 ❤️ 💙 💜
April 15, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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April 15, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Can you make the plagues applicable to MAGA Leaders only this time?

We the people don't like your plagues! 😲
April 14, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Are you Donald Trump???
April 14, 2025 at 2:15 PM