Jaye McBride
@jayemcb.bsky.social
comedian, comic book creator, armadillo wrangler
Not interested in dating
Not interested in dating
Podcast bros who talk about being libertarians give off the same vibe as white women who talk about being a Pisces
July 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Podcast bros who talk about being libertarians give off the same vibe as white women who talk about being a Pisces
July 16, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Ghislaine Maxwell is walking around prison like she's one of the kids in a Final Destination movie #Epstein #EpsteinList
July 15, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Ghislaine Maxwell is walking around prison like she's one of the kids in a Final Destination movie #Epstein #EpsteinList
The epstein list does exist, unfortunately, it was being stored in a Texas summer camp #epstein #epsteinlist
July 14, 2025 at 5:36 PM
The epstein list does exist, unfortunately, it was being stored in a Texas summer camp #epstein #epsteinlist
Reminder that it's '8647' not '6947'. I made that mistake once and got a way different reaction
May 20, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Reminder that it's '8647' not '6947'. I made that mistake once and got a way different reaction
I refuse to watch the Vatican pick a new pope until they get rid of the bathing suit portion of the competition
#Vatican #popefrancis #conclave #pope
#Vatican #popefrancis #conclave #pope
April 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I refuse to watch the Vatican pick a new pope until they get rid of the bathing suit portion of the competition
#Vatican #popefrancis #conclave #pope
#Vatican #popefrancis #conclave #pope
April 4, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Please remind Riley Gaines that she owes her career to a trans woman every chance you can
April 2, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Please remind Riley Gaines that she owes her career to a trans woman every chance you can
Trans women and black men are alike in one way- hacky white comedians tell the same jokes about us having big dicks
March 31, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Trans women and black men are alike in one way- hacky white comedians tell the same jokes about us having big dicks
I realize that when I try to dress cutesy, I look like a serial killer. So it's either find another style or wear something else when I'm killing prostitutes
March 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I realize that when I try to dress cutesy, I look like a serial killer. So it's either find another style or wear something else when I'm killing prostitutes
Reposted by Jaye McBride
People I chat with on Signal:
@raykwong.bsky.social
@scottietakeson.bsky.social
@imnotmerida.bsky.social
@sierraheart.bsky.social
@kellymcgillis.bsky.social
@jayemcb.bsky.social
@sogdfunny.bsky.social
@aeidinger.bsky.social
@intellectualstoner.bsky.social
@bellvisuals.bsky.social
@raykwong.bsky.social
@scottietakeson.bsky.social
@imnotmerida.bsky.social
@sierraheart.bsky.social
@kellymcgillis.bsky.social
@jayemcb.bsky.social
@sogdfunny.bsky.social
@aeidinger.bsky.social
@intellectualstoner.bsky.social
@bellvisuals.bsky.social
a man is standing in front of a whiteboard and says i will never tell you
ALT: a man is standing in front of a whiteboard and says i will never tell you
media.tenor.com
March 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Republican men think finding out a girl is trans is the worst thing that can happen while liberal men think finding out the guy who sold you an electric vehicle is a nazi is
March 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Republican men think finding out a girl is trans is the worst thing that can happen while liberal men think finding out the guy who sold you an electric vehicle is a nazi is
Reposted by Jaye McBride
I want my teeth to be as white as the immigrants trump allows near him
March 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I want my teeth to be as white as the immigrants trump allows near him
Post your favorite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only:
(It's an honorary degree)
(It's an honorary degree)
March 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Post your favorite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only:
(It's an honorary degree)
(It's an honorary degree)
New cringy trend- cis comics who were telling trans dick jokes last year now trying to sound like allies
March 18, 2025 at 5:28 PM
New cringy trend- cis comics who were telling trans dick jokes last year now trying to sound like allies
I like my men like I like my coffee. Roasted, ground up and boiled alive
March 17, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I like my men like I like my coffee. Roasted, ground up and boiled alive
Trans people should start naming themselves after civil war generals just to confuse maga
March 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Trans people should start naming themselves after civil war generals just to confuse maga
Turns out Elon is into being pegged. I bet his favorite position is DOGE style
March 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Turns out Elon is into being pegged. I bet his favorite position is DOGE style
Can someone please hand Trump one of these to distract him from starting world war 3?
March 13, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Can someone please hand Trump one of these to distract him from starting world war 3?
Trans people- giving cis comics a new way to tell hacky dick jokes for decades!
March 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Trans people- giving cis comics a new way to tell hacky dick jokes for decades!
Reposted by Jaye McBride
#SundayShoutOuts (from #SXSW)
@dcombes.bsky.social
@jayemcb.bsky.social
@feliciamichaels.bsky.social
@eboosler.bsky.social
@rogerleethomas.bsky.social
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@mcspocky.bsky.social
@jadomian.bsky.social
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@paullander.bsky.social
@patti3333.bsky.social
@dcombes.bsky.social
@jayemcb.bsky.social
@feliciamichaels.bsky.social
@eboosler.bsky.social
@rogerleethomas.bsky.social
@albahmani.bsky.social
@mcspocky.bsky.social
@jadomian.bsky.social
@satiristas.bsky.social
@paullander.bsky.social
@patti3333.bsky.social
a cartoon of a woman laughing while holding a newspaper with the caption " wait i have to stop laughing "
ALT: a cartoon of a woman laughing while holding a newspaper with the caption " wait i have to stop laughing "
media.tenor.com
March 9, 2025 at 3:12 PM