Swampy
jaydubois.bsky.social
Swampy
@jaydubois.bsky.social
Aspiring human
Lets all vote for his nuts
November 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Training my models on all different colors of eyes, all different heights above the ground. The furnace that powers the stabbers emits so much putrid waste too, I love it.
November 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Wait a minute, why does their headquarters look more like…?
November 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
This is a tired dichotomy. It’s time to move on from this argument, we all have better things to do. The only people still arguing this way are typically older and don’t know a very economically or socially diverse group of people.
November 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
👆a recumbentibus
November 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
How can we trust a human journalist at all, frankly, to cover *human* rights abuses? You just know bias creeps in.
November 12, 2025 at 7:01 PM
“Shhh, there there, my sweet little genius.”
November 12, 2025 at 4:46 AM
“I am an iPhone, with my lenses open. Someday all of this will have to be filtered, captioned, shared.”
November 11, 2025 at 6:46 PM
🏆
November 11, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Even if you believed in the fascist cause here, who concludes Iraq was a successful pilot? 😵‍💫
November 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Agree! This regime is just going to ask AI what to do — very low risk.
November 5, 2025 at 6:06 AM
As if the Ark of the Covenant opened and began live-tweeting, and they that didn’t know Liked and Followed.
November 5, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Without the glow up, reveals a face only a mother could - and likely did - spoil into monsterhood.
November 4, 2025 at 5:08 AM
“Like you, viewers at home, I hate all those Others who are corrupting things, and we both know I don’t mean y’all — whoever you are.”
November 4, 2025 at 12:26 AM
“The West Wing, and the tangled wing”
November 4, 2025 at 12:15 AM
It’s the partygoers avoiding her who are the more important problem.
November 4, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Pride comes before the haircut
November 3, 2025 at 9:11 PM
The Des Moines Chamber of Commerce would like to invest
October 30, 2025 at 10:43 PM
“Behind every fascism there is a failed revolution”
-Walter Benjamin
October 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Paint it black
October 25, 2025 at 1:10 AM
“instead of sucking water, I’m sucking life.”
October 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
No one has checked Susan Collins either, far as I know
October 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM