Jayde O’Brien
@jaydeobrienhq.bsky.social
Comedian. Writer. Nuisance.
If you book every seat in a cinema screening are you allowed to ask them to turn it down a bit
September 5, 2025 at 8:28 AM
If you book every seat in a cinema screening are you allowed to ask them to turn it down a bit
Reposted by Jayde O’Brien
“We need to repair the time continuum by going back to 1955, Marty.”
“To stop Biff getting the Almanac, Doc? To get mom & dad together?”
“No, Marty. We’re going to stab the fuck out of Biff. Really stab the shit out of him. Shoulda thought of it earlier, really. Big fucking knife. Done.”
“To stop Biff getting the Almanac, Doc? To get mom & dad together?”
“No, Marty. We’re going to stab the fuck out of Biff. Really stab the shit out of him. Shoulda thought of it earlier, really. Big fucking knife. Done.”
February 14, 2025 at 3:03 AM
“We need to repair the time continuum by going back to 1955, Marty.”
“To stop Biff getting the Almanac, Doc? To get mom & dad together?”
“No, Marty. We’re going to stab the fuck out of Biff. Really stab the shit out of him. Shoulda thought of it earlier, really. Big fucking knife. Done.”
“To stop Biff getting the Almanac, Doc? To get mom & dad together?”
“No, Marty. We’re going to stab the fuck out of Biff. Really stab the shit out of him. Shoulda thought of it earlier, really. Big fucking knife. Done.”
Why does my car have 3 dials showing me the speed limit and none with karaoke lyrics?
Just say you’re scared of innovation.
Just say you’re scared of innovation.
November 21, 2024 at 8:47 AM
Why does my car have 3 dials showing me the speed limit and none with karaoke lyrics?
Just say you’re scared of innovation.
Just say you’re scared of innovation.
I can’t go to therapy what if I tell the therapist about my life and they’re like ‘Actually you’re not anxious ENOUGH’
November 17, 2024 at 10:31 AM
I can’t go to therapy what if I tell the therapist about my life and they’re like ‘Actually you’re not anxious ENOUGH’