CHUDS: we had 3 social media networks & made them all wildly unpopular just by being there. so one of us a bought a 4th one & we made it lose 90% of its market value

now we want to come to yours. to be clear this is to harass & endanger your existing users

BSKY TEAM: fuck. this is a tough one 😓

I keep accidentally pausing the telly when someone has their eyes closed / half-open and looks a bit weird. I really should apologise to them all.

Sorry pal:

Felt cute, might delete later.